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by zteknofreak
3-28-01
just one good whack . . .
. . . i'll never have to deal woth another dialup customer again.
Foolish Mortal!
w-what?
Go ahead and kill yourself. Lucifer just opened a new ISP specially designed for HSP modems.

 

by zteknofreak
4-17-01
Cable Modem Install
I'm sorry sir, we will not be able to finish the installation.
What?
Give Me back my tools.
No!
die.
aieeee . . .

 

by zteknofreak
4-18-01
. . . and off to your left you will see Jesus of Nasereth . . .
. . . Jesus has been crucified for the sins of mankind.
Actually, the worst part is this wedgie.
. . . right this way.

 

by zteknofreak
4-22-01
The Invite
Hey ZT. I'm turning 21 on Saturday. You gonna be at the party?
Hey Neil. Yeah. Party sounds good. I'll see you there.
Saturday Night.
Hey buddy. How you feeling?
Happy Birthday Neil.
TEQUILAAAAA!!!

 

by zteknofreak
2-28-02
mike, what does 'awaiting customer content migration:' mean?
read it.
i just read it. it doesn't make any sense.
read it.
goodbye cruel world.

 

by zteknofreak
3-10-02
massachusetts state vehicle excise tax? what the? . . . computer. what is the massachussetts state vehicle excise tax for?
. . . accessing state.ma.us . . .
found. . . . ci.cambridge.ma.us . . . What is motor vehicle excise tax? . . . It is an annual tax for the privilege of registration.
the privilege of registration? what the fuck does that mean?
. . . does not compute . . . does not compute . . . aieeeee!!!

 

by zteknofreak
7-11-08
why is it that every powerpoint presentation has an obligatory comic quote, or video in it?
hmmm. that is an interesting observation.
i've got nothing.
hmmm, maybe i should put that funny hitchikers quote in my next powerpoint . . .

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