How cool is this?!?

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Worldwide Front for Islamic Jihad against Jews, Crusaders and Naughty Monkeys

Typical injuries include concussion, blindness, rupture of the eardrums, seared airways and collapsed lungs, multiple internal haemorrhages, displaced and torn internal organs.

Wow, what a great Christmas present.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That should stop terrorism.

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What others say about boorite!

Until the terrorists get one.

Reminds me of the last party I went to.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

We wouldn't want that. They might use it to terrorize people, instead of for infinite justice.

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What others say about boorite!

I loved the smug military fuckhead I saw chatting about the daisycutter on the news. He actually grinned as he said something along the lines of, "It's designed to kill people, lots of people." Wow! What a great application of technology!

[rant]

This is typical of the US military, though. Any armed outing is an excuse to test new weapons or more powerful versions of the old ones. In Panama they tested out a MASER weapon (like a laser, but based on microwaves instead of light). I saw some gut-churning footage of a victim of that weapon - basically, his flesh had partially liquefied, and his muscles were dangling from his bones in ragged ropes. There is no tactical need to use these weapons in these circumstances. It is simply an ecuse to test them, or to test an old weapon in a new environment. As far as I am aware, this started with Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but probably goes back further.

[/rant]

*sigh*

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Yeah.... That's true. All of the other militaries of every other nation only want to slap people around a bit, and would never be smug or dance in the streets over doing something as horrid as oh, say, killing thousands of people. When will the US Military ever learn that when they kill the enemy, it's genocide, but when other armies do it, it's retaliation for oppression? I feel so ashamed.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[way over the top insane rant]
I'm just glad that we will see an end to terrorism soon. That will be great! I'm sure this campaign will be completely effective and not just fun and games for millionaires. Say, anyone for a massive tax cut? Not me! Let the corporations have it. That's the only patriotic thing to do.
[/way over the top insane rant]

Sorry. Just clearing some bile.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[logical statement]Fuck millionaires. Corporate welfare is bullshit.[/logical statement]

[also logical statement, but soon to be contested] Then again, all forms of welfare pretty much just create poverty.[/also logical statement, but soon to be contested]

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Welfare "as we know it" is actually a means of controlling the poor. It may be an overstatement to say it creates poverty, but it certainly is not designed to stop it, either. It's designed to preserve the system as is, which requires not raising the prospects of the poor. So you could say it perpetuates poverty. But then so do a lot of things.

(I'm talking mostly about means-tested programs in the US.)

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What others say about boorite!

[non-sequitur]I like toast.[/non-sequitur]

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

quote:

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Welfare "as we know it" is actually a means of controlling the poor. It may be an overstatement to say it creates poverty, but it certainly is not designed to stop it, either. It's designed to preserve the system as is, which requires not raising the prospects of the poor. So you could say it perpetuates poverty. But then so do a lot of things.

(I'm talking mostly about means-tested programs in the US.)

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If my surname was Cutter, I'd call my daughter Daisy. Or Toe.

Am I the only one who just wants to see things go boom?

Am I also the only one who wants to see that daisy pattern? Weapons of mass destruction that leave pretty patterns make me drool. :)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'Who'd be an Afghan?']

Or cheese...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'No refuge for mountains or those who harbor them']

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What others say about boorite!

There are honestly too many points on either side.

Again, I want to see explosions. They can detonate them in the sky and hurt no one if they want. they can use the damn things to level buildings to put new ones up. I just want to see them go BOOM.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Well, the mountains look fine. :)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Exactly.

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What others say about boorite!

Nothing changed.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Stop using the stripcreator for deep thoughts.
I wasn't prepared to look past the surface on that one. Bastard.

Can we just drop them on the Canadians? No one will miss them.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Dig it.

In the "Things I've learned at stripcreator.com" you said you hadn't realized how many people resent the shit out of America till you came here.

Ditto.

I have little doubt that America does some fucked up things. But I also have little doubt that all countries do. I think the US gets superfluous ridicule because it's the big dog and some citizens of other countries inherently resent the shit out of that.

I mean, hell, call me crazy, but if I lived in Zimbabwe, I'd be more interested in what Zimbabwe was doing wrong.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

One of my favourite P.J. O'Rourke stories is where he is being held at gunpoint buy some crazed Islamic fundamentalist who is calling him an "American, Imperialist infidel pig" or the like, and in the same breath, tells him that as soon as he gets a green card, he's going to study dentistry in Michigan.

Yeah, I'm quite worried about America.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.