Or even , the Grand Daddy.

I noticed something Lara7 said on a thread the other day about "Being old enough to be your mother" to Alcyonae.

But who is "The Daddy" among the users here , and who is their Female counterpart , "The Granny" ("The Mummy sounds passe). Who are the oldest male and female posters on these forums.

Im 26. Which means im safe , since i know at least 2 forum users older than me.

Anyone else care to admit their growing Fogeyhood?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

not me, I'm tenderly stroking the 20 mark!

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Dad was flammable

Dammit. I cant even claim theres a sexual innuendo based on Glaswegian patter there.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

36 here. I imagine that someone here is older.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I think bunnerabb is like 43 or 74 or 139 or something. I think kaufman's up there (late 30s - early 40s?), too.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Well, fuzzyman has me beat. I'm only 29, effective this coming Sunday.

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This is not my empire.

42

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Liar!

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Dad was flammable

I'm 491. Other people's ages can be determined from this thread.

Liar!

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That is the answer to life, the universe and everything. I assume it covers this material.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

24 on the 24th. Oooooh creeepy.

Or not creepy.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

I'll be 45 in May. G'wan fetch me muh cane, lad, and enough of your cheek!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

45? Christ. That's life expectancy in Glasgow.

45 and kicking, hot, up, rocking, taking the piss, shagging your mum, and up on it at dawn for a good day's pay.

Rock on, then....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That sig should read "Love and Ovaltine , Bunner"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

:- p

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm definitely older than LadyJ, who seems the only other regular female poster over drinking age. In about 3-4 months, I hit the landmark age of 100000.
That's binary, duh, for all you colossal geeks.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

17. HA youngest and most mature so far.

I'm 182 in dog years. Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yea.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

17! You are so old. HA HA HA. I WIN. You can all go home now. BECAUSE I AM 15! WEEEEEEEEEEEE. (deisel and whoever else is like him is excluded from this, because they suck hanson for bus fare, and then they walk home)

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Thirty-two... *ponder* I am sure LadyJ is older than that...

*checks ICQ*

SHIT! She's younger than me!

It's her birthday on the 27th, too. Must remember to send my greetings.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

That's so immature.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Oxymoronic, you mean. I was joking.

No. I meant immature. I was joking, too.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

But since it doesn't rain every day, the temperature here goes above 6c, and I don't eat haggis or drink scotch, I should be able to do another 40 standing on my head.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.