umm im kinda new to teh forums but ive been making comix for a while and i thought since i was IP banned from the PA forums for spamming i may as well move here, so here i am and G'day

i realize that i may have used your personalised characters for myself (boorite looks a lot liek me so i stole that one) and i may have borrowed a few ideas off of you lot but stick it up your arse and fuck the lot of you

im here to stay and Fuck off

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fuck you Shai Gar. fuck you in the ear. stick it up your arse and fuck YOU!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Spam backwards is maps.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

i like to eat spam. shit, I can't belieive I just said that.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That's weird, I like to eat maps.

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Dad was flammable

Mmm. Spam maps. Mmm.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Go hang a salami. I'm a lasagna hog!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hey! That's from the palindrome contest!

[Click to view comic: 'Call Me Sidney']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I think you'll find I used it first in that contest

[Click to view comic: 'CC89: Captain Palindrome - Part 3']

from my EXCELLENT "Captain Palindrome" series

(which didn't win)

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Dad was flammable

And I used "spam maps" in the What are the Rules contest in which a palindrome was needed:

[Click to view comic: 'Able GI Soul']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Spam tastes bad.

One of the deep-seated symptoms of a complete lack of self-esteem is the seeking out of negative attention. It is sought by people who find it safe, (if somebody hates you, you can't lose their love and you still get attention) and the intensity of the negative attention gratifying.

The most successful form of therapy for this type of behavioural disorder has, so far, been a swift kick in the ass; coupled with ignoring the person to the point where they sort of lapse into a coma within 20 feet of you.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

If you really want to get picky, you'll note that in fact I used it first. But I swiped it from Jon Agee's book.

[Click to view comic: 'Step on no pets.']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

so, which is it?

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Dad was flammable

I think he meant to say, "I'm here to stay. Fuck off."

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

he didnt stay very long

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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One of the deep-seated symptoms of a complete lack of self-esteem is the seeking out of negative attention. It is sought by people who find it safe, (if somebody hates you, you can't lose their love and you still get attention) and the intensity of the negative attention gratifying.

The most successful form of therapy for this type of behavioural disorder has, so far, been a swift kick in the ass; coupled with ignoring the person to the point where they sort of lapse into a coma within 20 feet of you.

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Actually, sleeping and working and trying to sleep and working, trying to find work, repairing computers and... Well, you know. I'm stopping by your mom's later today with the Verizon thing. Sorry, it's been a crap month so far. I have shows in MI with Mike and some stuff to finish for the orchestra. Maybe I can start making comics again soon. Ones that aren't shit.

*sigh*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

actually i had to go on a camp for special people but i am back now :)

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You posted that only 252 minutes into the month and it's already got you down? My sympathies -- March must really be a bummer there.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It always is.
So is January, February, April and May.
And usually June, July, August, September...
you get the picture.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

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Maybe I can start making comics again soon. Ones that aren't shit.
*sigh*

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Bunnerabb strips always make me laugh.

No, not his comics - I mean when he takes his clothes off.

Well, yeah, his comics too, but a nude Bunner pole dancing...

Hey, pita, are the rumours true? Does Bunner provide his own pole?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

That pretty much fucked you for getting MY e-dollar, homeless boy.

;- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Why are you asking me ?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)