I have the copyright to the word "Donkeyfelcher". If anyone uses it, the offending party must pay a royalty of oral sex.

A_Chicka, please, use the word "Donkeyfelcher" often.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I have braces. And Tourette's. Donkeyfelcher!

Donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher!

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What others say about boorite!

What if we changed the word just enough? Donkeyphelcher!

I have meh.

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Donkeyfelcher!

Donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher donkeyfelcher!

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That's it. On your knees. All three of you.

God damn, I haven't had a blowjob like this since those siamese hookers.
Good job, whores.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Do you need an ointment?

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I has a flavor!

No, no I don't.

What he really wants is a thick, black cock up his ass.

Well, mine ain't black, and I ain't putting it in your ass, so prepare for the moneyshot.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm still wondering why I haven't recieved a notice of a restraining order form A_Chicka's lawyer.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hi. ^_^

HAH, DH-01 is like a mosquito. He proves that not even the nicest generalizations are true!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

...But how exactly does that make DH-01 a mosquito?

Ever heard the term "Hung like a mosquito"?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yes. That's the reason my old girlfriends left me.

Shit man. That actually wrenched a sympathetic chortle from within my twisted mind.
I honestly hope that's not true. It really isn't nice to make fun of people with mini members.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

If AttitudeChicka ever came on the site anymore, I'd have a restraining order issued on my ass before I could say "But your honour, look at those pouty lips, and that delicious figure!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh, I forgot to mention, I own "QUIT DICKING AROUND" and variations on it, including, but not limited to "STOP DICKING AROUND" and "YOU'RE DICKING AROUND, QUIT IT", etc.
The penalty for a first-offense is anal sex. I give, you receive. Second-time offenders must bring me a shrubbery. Third-time offenders must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest. With a herring.

Thank you. That is all.

I. M. A. Cockmaster, Lawyer.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Heheheh, heheheh, he told us to cut down Gump's "tree" with a fish.

NI!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm on often enough. I just refused to take the bait until now. I figure you can't really hurt me from halfway across the country. Plus, if you came here, my boyfriend would just lay you out before I even had a chance to meet you.

By the way, are you the sick, twisted individual that keeps sending me the http://www.someonelikesyou.com crap? I don't think you are, but I thought I'd ask.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Holy crap. I never realized humankind was so lame that we'd result to sending "Psst, I have a crush on you" notes online. That's really quite amusing and disturbing simultaneously.

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I has a flavor!

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I'm sorry. I'm sick and twisted.

I'm on often enough. I just refused to take the bait until now. I figure you can't really hurt me from halfway across the country. Plus, if you came here, my boyfriend would just lay you out before I even had a chance to meet you.

By the way, are you the sick, twisted individual that keeps sending me the http://www.someonelikesyou.com crap? I don't think you are, but I thought I'd ask.

HELL no. I'm the type who is either a) Too pussy to do anything, even anonymous messages b) Under certain situations, allows himself to come right out and blatantly tell the person everything (which ends up in some damn freaked out women, which is why A is usually the best option for me) or c) Joke around about my affections, hiding my true feelings in plain sight.

I have gotten enough of those lameass "someone likes you!" cards to understand that it's just NOT COOL.

And I'm sorry if I really *am* creeping you out. I just figured my joking around should be centered on a heterosexual base involving a very pretty girl who I know can take a joke instead of a homosexual basis where I know at least half the guys on here think I mean it. And they mean it too.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Darn tootin', big boy.

;)

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I has a flavor!