RCL no. 6935 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-07-19

You clear on what I want you to do? Kick Chen's ass? No, that's my part... Your part is to eat him, dumbass! But, isn't he Chinese? Yeah. So? I'm allergic to monosodium glutamate; MSG to the layman or laywoman or laytransgender or layladylay.

Groovy! - A Tale of a Whale by edoggydog 11-23-19

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass... AGAIN! Groovy! Be honest... Do you think I have a "beach body"? More like a beached-whale body! You told me to be honest.

RCL no. 7013 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-05-20

So, tell us... What's in store for Chen in 2020 and beyond? A whole lotta ass-kicking, for sure! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA But, don't you ever get worried that he may eventually leave you for another woman? With that needle dick of his??? HELL NO!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA If, his dick is so small, how do you keep satisfied? The pool boy's hung like Shaq on cockroids!

RCL no. 7026 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-18-20

Wow... You wife is PISSED! That she is! Did you forget your ten-year anniversary? Actually, I remembered. She was the one who forgot. Ah, shit... You reminded her! NEXT!!!

Groovy! - Don't Drink La Agua! by edoggydog 1-22-20

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass...AGAIN! Groovy! How can I eat Mexican food and still lose ten pounds? Drink Mexican water. Actually, I can't tell you why she kicked my ass for that. Que?

Groovy! - Chen gets his ass kicked: Behind the Scenes by edoggydog 1-22-20

Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass! Groovy! I never know what to do during these cutaways. I usually fantasize motorboating Jamalia's tits!

Groovy! - untitled by edoggydog 2-10-20

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass! Groovy! Well..? I-Phone Extra Wide.

Groovy! - Small dick? Buy a Porsche! by edoggydog 2-13-20

Why don't I see a lot of black guys driving expensive sports cars? Because we don't need to... We all got big dicks! So, it has nothing to do with you all being a bunch of broke-ass motherfuckers? Never discuss economics with negroes! So, just how BIG are their dicks?

Groovy! - Ted the Great by edoggydog 2-13-20

You got me a giant teddy bear for Valentine's Day??? WTF??? I only bought it because those hot chicks in the TV commercials seemed to really excited to get it. She didn't see the commercial. Groovy!

Groovy! - Put the Lyme in Corona-nut and drink it all up by edoggydog 2-20-20

Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my as yet AGAIN. Groovy! What would you do if you came down with the Corona virus? Look for a hot chick with Lyme disease! Why are your toes clenching?

RCL no. 7081 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-20-20

I don't know why she kicked my ass this time... I thought my Lyme disease joke was super funny. What Lyme disease joke? The one I just did in Groovy!®... Oh... I don't actually view that strip anymore. Why not? My computer's on top of the kitchen table and some jack off stole my high chair!

Groovy! - Six Feet Under by edoggydog 4-09-20

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass yet again... Groovy! STAY AWAY FROM ME!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!! It's hard to keep six feet from you with that huge ass of yours! Better.

Groovy! - O.C.G. by edoggydog 4-09-20

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass, once again... Groovy! I think I should be safe from the Corona virus... How you figger? I'm not obese or diabetic, my lungs are in great condition and I have a very strong immune system! What about your overactive cuntness gland?

RCL no. 7147 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-15-20

Fuck. What's wrong, Chen? I can't believe she kicked my ass again! Your wife? No. Gal Gadot. And, you're complaining???

Groovy! - Fucking COVID!! by edoggydog 8-13-20

Sure, I'll tell you why my fucking wife kicked my fucking ass yet fucking again... Groovy! Why are you not worried about getting the COVID? Because, I'm not morbidly fat like... Like what? The lower half of your body, starting with that double-wide you call an ass!

Groovy! - U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi... by edoggydog 5-17-20

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass like Old Yeller getting shot in the face with a 12-gauge... Groovy! You want want me to wear a mask during sex? Yes. You mean, like a N-95? No. Like s Gal Gadot.

Groovy! - When Heaven is really Hell by edoggydog 3-03-21

You need to stop watching porn down in the basement or you'll go to hell when you die! What happens if I stop? Then, you and I will be together in heaven for all eternity! For all eternity? Oh, yeah! Keep sucking my big cock until I... UNNNNGGGGH!!! NUNNNNGGGH!!!

Groovy! - You asked for it, J-Blo, and you got it! by edoggydog 3-04-21

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass... ...AGAIN! Groovy! I told you the dire consequences of watching hardcore porn, didn't I? Yes, you did. So, you would rather go to hell than spend eternity in heaven with me? I did some calculations and I concluded spending eternity with you in heaven would be worse than hell!

RCL no. 7284 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-04-21

Oh, God... What's wrong? My wife! Did she die in that twenty-three car pile up? No... The bitch survived! Why is she giving you the throat-cutting gesture?

Groovy! - Why [not Chen] got his ass kicked by edoggydog 3-18-21

Sure... I'll tell you why that cop kicked my ass. Groovy! I'm writing you a citation for jay-walking... What's your name, boy? Fuk Yu. WHAT DID YOU SAY, BOY?? FUK YU!!

Groovy! - Why do people say this during a break up? by edoggydog 3-24-21

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass... ..............AGAIN! Groovy! If, we break up, you'll never find another one like me! Isn't that the point?

Groovy! - My computer's been down. Finally out of therapy by edoggydog 11-06-21

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. Again. Groovy! Well? Sorry. I'm a little out of pratice. Meanwhile, the predo-creep CremativeTwatTeen has been waiting in his mother's basement to make a faggoty-ass comment on one of RCLG's new comics!

RCL no. 7371 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-12-21

Why do you stay married to her if she keeps kicking your ass, Chen? Death 'til you part is very important in my culture! So, is driving slow in the fast lane while people fight to get around you slant-eyed bastards on the passenger side! Yeah... Wait. WHAT???

Groovy! - 2020, too by edoggydog 1-02-22

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass yet again... Groovy! So, what's your New Year's resolution for 2022? To save up enough money to get a- New car? Divorce.

Groovy! - It's a pandemic of ass-kicking by edoggydog 1-04-22

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass yet again... Groovy! You haven't gotten your COVID shots yet?? Don't you know you could become gravely ill and never see me again??? God, I hope... ...so.