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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Okay, dammit, this one makes sense. That's an eagle at the top of the recently-discovered Lupercal, the cave where Romulus and Remus were suckled by the she-wolf.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

You fucking nerd

A eagle on a German helmet gets beaten by an eagle in the goddamn cradle of the Roman Republic, I don't care how mucha nerd I am!!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Unfortunately the period that supposedly the she-wolf allegedly suckled Romulus and Remus didn't have the advanced art that is shown in the pix. This (allegedly) happened long before the onset of accepted Roman form, therefore excluding this pic.

I don't care what the romans say, this clarity of artwork didn't happen in the nether realms of Before Christ.

So there...

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GAH.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

This is a picture of an Islamic fundamentalist demolition worker (according to Google) so TAKE THAT early eagle building-thingy that may, or may not, have anything to do with Christianity, Rome or German helmets!

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

i don't know who the guy in the previous pic is, but i do know that Shatner beats everyone.

with the possible exception of Chuck Norris.

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Kill Whitey.

Imma start a geek war here...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I give you the Titanium guitar pick.

Hard pick beats Picard

AngryAmerican

Just so you know :

that guy is the TV version of Ford Prefect, best friend to Arthur Dent - shown above the previous post as himself in the movie version of Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy. The two posters are nerding out over which Hitchicker's was better.

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I forgot to add : The Pick of Destiny beats any and all guitar picks - it's a frigging shard of Satan's tooth!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Nothing is a match for Raptor Jesus!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

pinata vs. hairy mexican kid?

game over.

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maybe i'm just drunk and missing something that would be obvious to a sober person, but...

how does an '80's Mania' beat an electric razor?

have i had that much vodka?

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AngryAmerican

maybe "the electric slide"? otherwise, i dunno either.

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The 80's beat razors... Hair? Eighties?

In that case I'll fight hair bands with baldness.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.