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Plus three feet of hair is a good way to get trashed in a fight. If you shave it all off that's one less thing for someone to grab on to.

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That gives me an idea for a long-hair self defense wig that comes off in your attacker's hand and then sprays purple-dyed Mace in his face and then electrocutes him and explodes.

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What others say about boorite!

I think this is great. Being able to see what everyone looks like. And even with how different we all are, we all found some common ground. I'm not exactly funny, but everyone else is...

Anyway, I don't think half of you would give me the time of day if you saw me walking down the street. It makes me look at people a lot differently. There's still people I don't give the time of day to, but at least I feel bad about it now.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It's 11:40 EST.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Wirthling gave you the time.

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What others say about boorite!

Baby, I would give you all day!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You mean you would take all day.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I would even give her delete token time.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

You mean you would take all day.

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I am sure most women would prefer you to take all day, rather than taking about forty-five seconds.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

You mean you would take all day.

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I am sure most women would prefer you to take all day, rather than taking about forty-five seconds.

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Is that your record? Can Bekka confirm this for us? :)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I'm more all-night-long than all-day...

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Prove it.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Can't - married. :)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Steady rockin' all night long...