Um, neither were too brilliant but I'm going for Pikachu

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Stinkapu!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Pikachu, I choose you!

SalmanRushdie gets my vote.

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Where's all my competition? Throw me a frickin' bone here! Quoting myself from Round 1:

Seriously though, the title "Undisputed Champion" is nice, but "Uncontested Champion" lacks a bit of oomph.

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Dude, check out Grandma's vericose veins!

51063

Doesn't Salman's last panel violate the movie director rule? In any case, I choose you, pikachu.

His post announcing the submission explained that it was William Castle. That's no doubt no worse than pikachu's tribute to Russell Crowe's attempt at directing :-)

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I vote Salmon_Thrushdie, huh huh, I done gone changed the name to something stupid, hur hur hur!

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Dad was flammable

OK, I said I dropped out, but I figured I'd throw one in to make Duckfoot earn the round.

51089

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Wee all hae yer maw last night.

SellManCrushTree

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Pikachu had some [oxymoron]really funny puns[/oxymoron].

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Fun luck, i vote for Peekaboo

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

By identical 8-6 margins, megaton_b_boy2000 and big_evil_deciever advance to Round 3. Congratulations!

The voting remains open on pikachu vs. SalmanRushdie. Judges, get those votes in, and vote also for one of the two comics presented below.

We're still waiting for entries from booger_flick and Norman_No_Mates.

Now the new match:

quote:

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Kajun_vs_Dougans_Per vs. Duckfoot
[list=1][*] There must be a reference to Weird Al Yankovic.
[*] You must use Clappy the paper clip.
[*] The story should be about a character or some characters stranded on a desert island.
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Pimp Daddy H@xx0r by Duckfoot 1-05-02

Sweet Daddy Williams' digital dreams.... *clickety-clack* *beep* *boop* "...Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skillz, defraggin' my hard drive for thrillz... " "I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him 'Money' for short. I call him up at home and make him do my tech support!" No one else wants to join me on my desert island of software! Looks like you're trying to monopolize. Can I help? Reality can be such a party pooper. "I upgrade my system at least twice a day, I'm strictly plug-n-play! I ain't afraid of Y2K..." ahhhh shit.

It Looks Like You're Dying by Kajun_vs_Dougans_Per 1-08-02

It looks like you're stranded on Taco Grande Island. Would you like help? ??? · Build a boat using excrement and crab shells · Curse the sun · Cancel What the hell?! I don't remember installing MS Word! You didn't install MS Word. You're suffering from heat stroke and dehydration and hallucinating that an animated paper clip is talking to you. Whew! That would have sucked if--Whoa! Déjà vu!

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Duckfoot's comic is more original, but I prefer Kajun_vs_Dougans_Per's.

PIKA PIKA SQUASH THAT LITTLE YELLOW BASTARD WITH A MACK TRUCK

And

KajunDougansIcantBeArsedToWriteTheWholeNamePerm

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I must go with Kajun_vs_Dougans_Perm here. Sure it's not totally original, but it's a lot funnier.

My votes go to
Pikachu
and
K D P

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Bogart says KvDP!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Peeling the Onion by Spankling 1-08-02

So I hosed up Bogart who was supposed to really be me. Now he's dead. And I was voted off the Mystery Cup. I guess I can put the cheryl_bork alias behind me. How am I going to continue living this cartoonish existence? Talk to the hand!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

vs

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

The excellently titled Kajun_vs_Dougan's_Perm_Company does it for me!

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Dad was flammable

Kajun vs Dougan

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Pikachu and Kajun_vs_blah_blah

In case anyone cares, the directors I was refering to in my strip were:

James Cameron 'I'm the King of the World'
George Lucas (THX 1138 and some other SCI-FI movies)
and Cameron Crowe (Director of Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous and Vanilla Sky)