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Protest too much? by atomiclunch
9-13-15

Yo phreaky, how about a look at those melons?

Suurr- no.

Why not?

It's what you want, apparently.

Later

Look, you can have my cash AND my stash. Just change the damn sign, PLEASE!

9-14-15 11:42am (new)

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RCL no. 4904 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-15-15

I hear Spankling was crowned "Lord of the Rings" last week...

No... "Lord of the COCK Rings".

Oh. Makes sense.

What are you doing?

Phreaky's coming over for dinner... I'm lowering the thermostat for maximum areola protuberance.

Then, I crown thee "Lord of the NIPPLE Rings", boyyyeeeeeee!!!

9-15-15 8:36am (new)

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RCL no. 4936 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-19-15

â™« Pull the string and I'll wink at you / I'm your puppet / I'll do funny things if you want me to / I'm your puppet â™«

â™« Your walking, talking, kissing, loving puppet / I'm hanging on a string / I'll do anything, love you 'n' kiss ya â™«

So, what do you say? Do you want to get freaky, Phreaky? C'mon... Don't leave me hanging!

Ha, ha... I get it!

10-19-15 1:55pm (new)

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RCL no. 4941 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-22-15

We now join Planet Frenchie-Caused-A-Twenty-Three-Car-Pile-Up WTF already in progress...

Were you the one who erected that two-story statue by the side of the road?

Oui.

What do call it?

*The woman with the huge knockers

La femme avec les batteurs Ã©normes*

Nice... So, how did you get Phreaky to pose naked for that?

10-22-15 5:21pm (new)

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Groovy! - Chen Gets Body Slammed (Again) by edoggydog
10-24-15

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. Again.

Groovy!

Check out our neighbor, Phreaky, in a bikini... I hate to admit this as woman, but she has a body that just won't QUIT!

As opposed to yours, which looks like it threw in the towel a long time...

...ago.

10-24-15 9:00am (new)

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RCL no. 4949 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-30-15

Oh, my God... Phreaky is sunbathing in front of her house in a string bikini!

Looks at the size of those melons... They must be at least double D's!

(Kaitlin Jenner at the age of 86.)

Boy, would I love to oil up those babies and wrap them around my cock- ah, shit! I had that removed twenty years ago!

10-30-15 11:00am (new)

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Groovy! - Fingering Phreaky by edoggydog
11-17-15

Wanna play a game?

Groovy!

If, you can guess how many fingers I have behind my back, I'll let you take me home and do whatever you want to me.

Ten.

Darn it... Why does everyone guess right?

Um, when you say "everyone", how many we talking?

11-17-15 3:22pm (new)

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RCL no. 5008 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-14-15

"Tell the class who you brought in for Show & Tell, Maura..."

My big sister, Phreaky... When I grow up, I want to be just like her!

"In what way?"

Big!

"Big, how?"

You're kidding, right?

You're kidding, right?

12-14-15 11:33am (new)

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RCL no. 5021 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-21-15

My God, Phreaky... Have you grown? You look a lot taller than I remember.

Yes... I'm six inches taller since high school.

Even your breasts look bigger!

Yeah, my double D's are now triple D's... In fact, I've gotten larger in almost all areas of my anatomy.

Including your vagina?

Thankfully, no... That's still tighter than a Neal Peart drum solo!

12-21-15 9:09am (new)

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Groovy! - First Attempt by edoggydog
1-05-16

Come here, young lady!

NOW!

Not you, dumbass!

Oh.

Groovy! - Second Attempt by edoggydog
1-05-16

Come here, young lady!

NOW!

Not you, Caitlyn!

Oh.

Groovy! - Final Attempt by edoggydog
1-05-16

Come here, young lady!

NOW!

How many times have I asked you to flush the toilet after taking a shit- LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!

I'm trying, but your tits are in the way!

1-05-16 9:57am (new)

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RCL no. 5043 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-06-16

â™« Phreaky with your boobs so big... â™«

â™« ...won't you let me motorboat them tonight? â™«

That didn't even rhyme!

Does it really have to?

1-06-16 5:51pm (new)

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RCL no. 5086 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-05-16

We now join Planet Phreaky WTF already in progress...

How does it look?

I think I erased off a little to much of your butt.

Does my new smaller butt make my tits look bigger?

Naturally.

Then, leave it as is.

road house

2-05-16 3:39pm (new)

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RCL no. 5093 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-09-16

We now present the premiere episode of another new CSI detective series, "Phreaky and the Half-Ass"....

You did a half-ass job collecting evidence at this crime scene!

As opposed to what? ALL-ass?

Join us next time for another episode of "Phreaky and the Half-Ass".

2-09-16 5:32pm (new)

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RCL no. 5173 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-22-16

I got the test results on your breasts, Miss Phreaky...

What were they?

Positive.

You mean..?

Yes, I'm POSITIVE your cup size is now a triple D!

3-22-16 6:41pm (new)

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RCL no. 5208 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-09-16

Yeah, Phreaky has some big-ass titties... But, so does Jamalia!

And, if I had to choose between the two of them, I'd go with Jamalia everyday of the week, and twice on Sunday!

I'd let you do me three times on Sunday!

SOLD AFRICAN-AMERICAN!!!

4-11-16 3:23pm (new)

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Groovy! - Yksin me kaksi by edoggydog
5-11-16

I've had a really good time with you...

Groovy!

*Google it. I had to.

Want to go back to my place for some what my Finnish relatives would call yksin me kaksi* time?

I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound good... I'm outta here!

I WAS HINTING I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, YOU STUPID TWAT!!

5-11-16 3:11pm (new)

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Groovy! - And, we'll agree with ANYTHING Phreaky says... by edoggydog
5-12-16

...for a chance to fondle her DD's!

And, that's what happens when a shark swims too fast!

Obviously!

5-12-16 12:23pm (new)

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Groovy! - Chen saa hÃ¤nen turpiini UUDELLEEN!! by edoggydog
5-16-16

Sure, I'll tell you how I got my ass kicked... But, this time it wasn't by my wife!

Groovy!

"I was appearing in another strip by a guy named tero when..."

MÃ¤ en ole ehtinyt mitenkÃ¤Ã¤n viimeiseen puoleen vuoteen kÃ¤ymÃ¤Ã¤n sun luona. Mun lapset, ex-mies, avioeroon liittyvÃ¤t oikeusjutut, tapaamisasiat, omaisuudenjako... mÃ¤ en vain EHDI!

Ei se mitÃ¤Ã¤n. Joku muu ehti.

I don't understand Finnish, but whatever I said made Phreaky mad enough to tit-slap the shit out of me!

And, you're complaining?

5-16-16 12:46pm (new)

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RCL no. 5278 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-17-16

You wouldnâ€™t believe what just happened to me!

Lay it on me, Mr. Happy!

I asked Phreaky out on a date and she said yes! YAY! But, she did say under one condition...

What's that?

I don't show up!

Cock-a-doodle DOINK!!

5-17-16 10:34am (new)

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RCL no. 5345 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-20-16

Boy, this triple-digit heat really brings out the best in some people, eh, Randolph?

I give you Exhibit A: Phreaky in a string bikini... Well, I guess if one considers dental floss to be a micro version of string.

What say you, Randolph?

Heart............medicine.

6-20-16 5:02pm (new)

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RCL no. 5356 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-28-16

I pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray...

...PRAY you remembered to bring the lubricant tonight!

Nope.

DAMMIT!!

6-28-16 10:47am (new)

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RCL no. 5379 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-11-16

You know, Phreaky... Halloween is only three months and 20 days away!

The calendar's marked as we speak, Pumpkin!

I plan on dressing up as the Headless Horseman again... What about you?

Maybe, a sexy hobo or sexy census taker... I've kind of run the course of sexy costumes. But, of course, anyone I dress up as will be sexy because I'm so damn sexy!

How about Hillary Clinton?

Not even I'm that sexy!

7-11-16 2:49pm (new)

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RCL no. 5384 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-12-16

Hloy SHIT!! When those two cars collided, one of the hubcaps came flying off and nailed me right in the nuts!

I guess it could have been worse... I could have been in the accident like you, mister.

Oh, I wasn't in the accident... My wife kicked my ass for pulling over and giving mouth-to-mouth to that hot blonde with the double D's!

Phreaky was in the accident??

No... She was a bystander on the curb watching the firemen work.

7-12-16 11:15am (new)

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RCL no. 5389 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-12-16

Wow, Randolph... Phreaky is rubbing tanning lotion on her tits. In public.

Topless.

Yeah, yeah... I'll go get you your heart medicine.

7-13-16 8:04am (new)

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RCL no. 5382 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-12-16

WTF????

I told you I used to be known as the Super Chicken!

But, I never said you weren't-

Now you lay there and think about that while I sit here an think about Phreaky running on the beach. Topless.

*gasp*

Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga!

7-14-16 4:58pm (new)

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