Groovy! - Cry for Help! pt. 2 by edoggydog 1-04-22

Yeah, I know Brad... Groovy! Why do you ask? RCLG has lost his password and he has been trying to get a hold of Brad so he can add RCLG's new email address to his file so he can reset his password. I should say, I knew Brad... I haven't heard from him since he spooge-coated my 44-DD's twenty years ago! Are they still sticky?

RCL no. 7679 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-05-23

What's going on, Helmut? The police just hauled away Phreaky! On what charge? Decent exposure... She was flashing her double-D's in public! Wouldn't that be indecent exposure? Have you seen her tits? They're pretty decent!

RCL no. 7669 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-12-22

What's that tall structure, Aunt Phreaky? It's the Washington Monument, Lucy. It sure is big! I've ridden bigger! Are you talking about the time you dated the Los Angeles Lakers?

RCL no. 7628 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-17-22

Oh, my God... Check out Phreaky sunning herself, topless! Jamalia's across the street, doing the same thing! Look at all that white meat! Look at all that dark meat! Speaking of which... You good for Thanksgiving? Yes... Can I bring Jamalia?

RCL no. 7604 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-26-22

What does it say? WHAT DOES IT SAY??? "Don't dawdle during dicking dirty, dankish, distressed Danish damsels!" That sentence has more D's than Phreaky's brassiere label!

RCL no. 7573 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-11-22

Today is the day, Phreaky... Today is the day people will take you seriously and judge you not by the size of the fun bags you have under your shirt, but by the amount of intelligence you have in your brain! "NICE TITS, PHREAKY!!" Or not!

RCL no. 7536 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-12-22

What did the Japanese janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies? WRONG!! Wait. That's correct. 🙂 Can I still robo-COP your boobies? 😡

RCL no. 7531 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-06-22

*as seen on Shark Tank Dude... Did you see what Phreaky's wearing today? You mean, the Ta-Ta Towel*? More like a Ta-Ta Bedsheet with those titties! Ha, ha... True dat! Anyhoooooooooooooo... *BURP*

RCL no. 7489 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-01-22

Your husband's dead... From the neutering? Yes... I told you it would kill him! Yes, you did... Thanks for the suggestion! So, we now split the life insurance proceeds? Yeah. Sure. Whatev.

RCL no. 7467 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-16-22

Wow... That must be a twenty-three car pile up! There's blood and guts everywhere! I wonder what caused the chain reaction accident? I bet Phreaky a hundred bucks she wouldn't jog in place on the side of the road...TOPLESS!

RCL no. 7450 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-09-22

How did your date with Phreaky go? Mook meeple mork-mork! I told you they were huge! So, did she show them to you? Moop, meek morp! She did??? Are they as legendary naked as some people say? Meh.

RCL no. 7446 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-08-22

HEAR YE!! HEAR YE!! PHREAKY'S INSIDE HER HOUSE, WASHING THE MUD OFF HER BOWLING BALL-SIZED TITS AFTER FALLING ON SAID TITS WHILE FROLICKING NUDE IN THE PARK!!!! "UUUNNNNGGGH!!! NUUUNNNNNGH!!!!" REALLY, RANDOLPH??

RCL no. 7445 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-08-22

Holy shit... Phreaky's frolicking around nude in the park! Look at those bowling ball-sized tits bounce!! Better look away, Randolph before you- UUNNNNNGGGGGH!!! NUUUUNNNNGGGH!!!!

RCL no. 7697 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-21-23

Private Partee, giving out a big salute to all the Americans I helped to defend! Thank you for your service! Your welcome! Where did you lose your skin? Afghanistan? Iraq? Actually, my girlfriend, Phreaky fucked me out of my skin in the bus station men's room when I came back from overseas... She's so damn horny! That explains the strange uptick in skinless guys in this town since you've been gone!

RCL no. 7421 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-30-22

Oh, my... Phreaky's sunning herself topless in her front yard again. Boy, the good Lord blessed her with a nice pair of tits and kept on blessing! Don't stare too long at them, Randolph or you're likely to- UNNNNNNNNGGGGH!!! NUUUUUNNNNGGGGH!!!

RCL no. 7383 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-08-22

OMG!!! Phreaky's sunbathing on the beach...NAKED!! OMG!!! Phreaky's sunbathing on the beach...NAKED!! I'll bet if I went down there and asked her if I could fondle those Mount Fujis on her chest, she'd let me! I'll bet if you went down there and asked her if you could fondle those Mount Fujis on her chest, she'd let you! Too bad I took that vow of silence! Too bad you took a vow of silence, eh, friar?

RCL no. 7381 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-07-22

You're probably wondering why I brought you to my secret lair... Your mom's basement is your "secret lair"? ANYHOOOOOOO... Do you want to have sex or not? Wait. You're a heterosexual? Why does everyone keep asking me that?

RCL no. 7375 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-05-22

Ooooh, it's all wet and gooey around the edge! And, kinda spongy! Are you going to finger my pussy or not? Give me a minute, Phreaky!

RCL no. 7367 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-12-21

Let's see... Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall. Ninety-nine bottles. Of beer... But, if one beer happens to fall... THEN, WE FIRE THE BARBACK!!!! "You'd fire Phreaky over spilled beer???" I would have fired her a long time ago if I could have figured how to keep just her tits employed!

RCL no. 7355 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-20-21

Are you staring at my glorious double-D's, you pervert, Butch? No, Phreaky. Too bad... If, you were, I was going to let you fondle them! I lied... I was staring at them! Can I fondle them now, Phreaky? I only reward perversity, Butch... Not dishonesty!

Groovy! - Adult Swim by edoggydog 4-02-23

I finally found a cure for my addiction to adult movies... Groovy! I became a porn again Christian! Don't you mean BORN again Christian? I keep relapsing! Holy oversized Phreaky tits!

RCL no. 7750 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-13-23

Did you see Phreaky's new string bikini? You can practically see everything! Big deal! I've seen her completely naked! Holy shit! Are her double D's as epic as everyone thinks??? Even more so... Gigantic, yet perfectly shaped. Big, bumpy arreolas. Juicy, elongated, suckable nip- UUUNNNNNNGGGH!!!! NUUUUNNNGGGGH!!!! LET ME FINISH!!!!

RCL no. 7754 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-06-23

What are you doing? Trying to poke your right boob in the next panel! It'll never happen. *poke* Dammit! Now the left one...

RCL no. 7780 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-06-23

Holy SHIT!! Phreaky's sunbathing topless in her front yard again! It's now or never, Red... HEY, PHREAKY! DO YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE AND RUB COPPERTONE ON THE TWIN BEACH BALLS PARKED ON YOU CHEST??? "SURE!! COME ON OVER!!!" Holy SHIT!!! She actually said yes. I better get over there before I become too excited and- UUUNNNNNNGGGH!!! NUUUUNNNGGGGH!!! NEVER MIND!!

RCL no. 7795 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-21-23

Meanwhile, back at the nation's capitol... Let's see... If, you're looking for the history of big-breasted American women, you won't find it anywhere inside the Smithsonian. Do you see anywhere we could go? Well, there is a place located in outskirts of Baltimore called the "Titsonian". Yeah, that's a strip joint. I'm headlining there Friday night!