I wonder why this comic has so many posts added to it.

because he has been posting new strips in the same thread. it saves um... space and agony. time. muscle. um... bye.

..ehh... It's about that time again, to pop out a coherent one. Let me know what you think.

You're about as Goth as Charlie Brown. by Digger 9-11-03

Dear Journal, Enter: Pain Heya Davey! Want to go play some catch? No Dad, and the name isn't Davey, it's Draco Eternia. How can I throw a baseball around when this world is PAIN?! Dear Journal, Exit: Existance Alright Squirt! Let me know if you want to play some Legos later. No Dad, I have to write songs about the unhappiness that fills my life. The sorrow of my empty soul, tearing itself into oblivion! Oh SWEET! Mom made triple Banana Fluff Cream Pancakes!

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Very funny, but I hope this dreaded "coherency" doesn't become the standard.

Hurrah for that last comic!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

*claps*

That was excellent!

Although I now wish for the incoherence that is Digger's comic signature, I also wish that he can remove the equals sign and not try to mangle every word to make it fit the l33t.

Bravo!

As Burl Ives so delicately puts it...Have a Holly Jolly Christmas.

A Tale of Two Santas by Digger 9-12-03

MARY CHIRSTMAS! MERRY M-Fing XMAS! How teh ehll did tihs happn? eh...i not gona ask. Now we kan deliver teh presnts in HALF teh TIME. we cna maek it home in tiem 2 watch SUPERMARKET SWEEP osnaps! Lest give tehse fukrs sum candy! wat teh hell, tehys no MILK N COOKES, all tehy left us wure a big turkey on teh TABLE! damn kids n thier VH1 n jigsaw puzzles u r 1 monht EARLY so u get tixet 4 my donut tatse bad tihs morning

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digger is a true artist. he melds comics and humor to create bliss. i am proud be be worse than digger.

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No.

Gigli is one of the best movies ever....along side 'North' and 'Speed 2'!

HEY! Down in front....DOWN IN FRONT! Honey, get my M&M's. by Digger 9-13-03

WOO! I tihnk tihs si teh part ware Ben Aflek n J LO suck in teh movie... culd u plz not talk during teh movei. U R ruining teh best piece of Cinematograhpy EVUR, k bye Intermission, Dawg Let's all go to the Lobby, Let's all go to Lobby, Let's all go to the LOBBY...2 smoke me n get nose cancer

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To be perfectly honest, I think you've been in a bit of a slump lately. I could be wrong, though.

BAMM!

It helps grow strong bones......Got Suspension? by Digger 9-15-03

TEHY r in a fite cuz girl on rite sied interupted HOPSCOTCH u r a CHICKEN no srry, i m no chicken UR A TURKEY. donut do drugs kids MOM! I M hoem from teh FIRST GRADE. I got fired from sckool .. :( What u did now?! now i have 2 go 2 PTA Meeting wiht u taecher. Plz go tape matlock 4 me, he si solving TEH CASE! talkin 2 teh taecher. be in suspense liek in drama series: DHARMA 'N GREG ohi, u fired my doughter form sckool. y u did taht? dued, i was paly game. n she was all liek "can i have u milk"...I m got dirstracted n fell n got PAINED IN TEH FACE...Doctor sayd i m ugly 4 life

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fired from school! yay!

Much better.

:)

i think the very fact that you've all milled over this moron's ramblings for so long is sad enough. he doesn't write in proper english because he doesn't know proper english. it's like laughing at a retard. funny, huh?

We should listen to shizzle, he's been doing this a long time. I really enjoyed reading both of his comics.

Half of this thread was noobs insulting noobs.

And by noobs I mean asspirates.

And by asspirates I mean booty-plunderers.

And by booty-plunderers I mean Obijo.

And by this post I mean to recreate an old, unfunny joke I used a long time ago.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It's funny in my head because I'm imagining Santa yelling that pretty damn loud.

Chestnuts Roasting Over an Open Fire by Digger 9-16-03

FUKNSHIT! son, I wuz nailing up u stocking N I HURD FOOSTEPS ON TEH ROOF! WTmotherF! clam down. dad ti si juts SANTA CLUAS naw dawg, Tihs fat fireman was tyring 2 come in uor CHINMEY! ware si my SHTOGUN! HIT TEH DECK MERRY FUCKIN CHRISMAS!

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Sorry dawgs, I broke down and finally did a Tobor comic.

B-I-N-G-O and Tobor was his name-o by Digger 9-20-03

ohi ppl, I SI BACK! U miss me? wtf digger, no, u wure only gone liek a cople days. onuts, WELL i was STUCK in teh interweb, i gto lost in prono sites, vidoe games, n EVEN ppl 2 ppl CHATTING SERVICEs tahts a really Boring STROY so im gunna go eat my EZBAKE oven wait, i didtn tell U abuot my adventure 2 Goatse.com NOW UR TAWKIN!

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I poured my heart and soul into this one. I also poured my kool-aid on the keyboard.

The Ultimate Game of Strategy by Digger 9-22-03

on teh 34rd night in teh 90st month...MORTLA KOBMAT begins, yall TIEM 2 FITE, lest get reddy 2 rumble dawg. i go 1rst u sir, have NO CHANCE tehy both can use SUPR POWERS, btw *SUPER MEGA KICK* *SUPER MEGA GET kicked in the FACE* *SUPER MEGA PUNCH IN TEH NUTS* *SUPER MEGA MORPHINATE n kill u when u r old age*

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New one for the FAMILY N FRIENDS

The best way to die by Digger 9-26-03

im sry DONATELLO, but u DINT MAKE IT, u were hit by a Short Bus. OH MY EFFin GOD, killed by teh retarded! well, i had a good run, lest go tehn Teh body still remains, yall! one o teh short bus kids INVETSIGATES *cough* last words....COWABUNG *died* TACHER! Cum quick, OUR BUS ATED A DUDE! bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon *bleeding* TECHER! now he si making KOOL AID! get my backapck! i want 2 share it @ show n tELL. sausage sausage bacon bacon sausage

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