CC 221: The King is Dead, Long L1v3 the King! by kaufman 11-20-03

Geek: Leet 558, Nerd 115 ___________ ____ Haxx0r K1ng: Leet 1337, Nerd 175 I'm leeter than you, Haxx0r K1ng. Are not. Geek: Leet 558, Nerd 706 ___________ ____ Haxx0r K1ng: Leet 1337, Nerd 694 Am too. Oh yeah? Prove it. Geek: Leet 6.02 E+23 , Nerd 3141.5926 ______ Haxx0r K1ng: Leet 0, Nerd 1024 Some of my base are still belong to me.   !

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC221 (1) - Fairies Fight Fools with Fate! by Shadow_Artist 11-20-03

Money - Dwarf: 1500 Gold, Fairy: 60 Gold I've just killed all your fairy friends, sweetheart, so why don't you let me collect the bounty on you as well? You little monster! Equip = Wand of Wrath! Money - Dwarf: 1500 Gold, Fairy: 60 Gold Equip = +3 Throwing Axe! Let's cut you down to size...more so. We'll see about that! Activate = Wand of Wrath! SpellCast = Curse of the Kids! Money - Dwarf: 23 Gold, Fairy: 60 Gold My hair! My clothes! My life savings! Now to finish you off and avenge my silenced sister sprites! SpellCast = Maggie's Messy Divorce...

---
Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

CC221: Cheater by DragonXero 11-21-03

Wizzy: 500HP Spryte: 300HP I cast "Magic Missle!" Let's see.. Oh, sweet! 18! You miss. Now, I cast "Flaming Gorgoth". Wizzy: 500HP Spryte: 300HP Waitafuckingminute. You're only a level 10 Sprite. You don't learn "Flaming Gorgoth" until level 16! Oh fuck you. I figured out a way to get around all the silly rules in this dumb game! Wizzy: 1HP Spryte: 9000HP And how is that? I sleep with the Dungeon Master.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

something came up yesterday so judging is at 2 today.

CC 221: Beauty is in the eye of the key pad by mmyers 11-21-03

Dark Elf- Strength Lvl 14.....Valkyrie Physical Appeal Level 17 Hold on a minute... What? Level 17 Physical Appeal, Fran? Don't you think you're being a tad unrealistic? Oh, I'm sorry, Dwight. It's entirely possible for YOU to lift 500-550lbs, though, isn't it? Let's just play the stupid game. Dark Elf- Strength Lvl 17.....Valkyrie Physical Appeal Level 17 Come, Valkyrie, let's go into town, if it's not too ugly for your unrealistically gorgeous body, that is. Fine. And don't think I didn't notice that you just boosted your strength up to 17, "Hercules."

---
Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Need A Ride? by smamurai 11-21-03

Hobbit exp lvl = naive, Chocobo weight = 37kilos Ok take it easy, just walk uo to it real nice and slow and slip the rope over the..... aaawk Hobbit exp lvl = novice, Chocobo weight = 37kilos aaawk ....Huh? Where'd he go?...They're agile right enough. I guess I should just all-out try to dive on his back. Hobbit exp lvl = animal stud, Chocobo weight = 37.22kilos UHHGH! OK got 'im. S'pose I shoulda jumped higher but now that I'm in here it does feel kinda nice. SKWAWRAAAWK

---
GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Wow, chocked full of lewd sexual comics, corny jokes, and plungers. I don't know if I can recover from this battle.

Best comics:

DragonXero Click
Kaufman Click
Rabid_Weasle Click
IB_XC Click
EvilZak (Even though I'm a republican ); )

Now, I couldn't find a real randomized rpg battle website in order to decide who wins, so I decided to have the RPG BATTLE OF LOVE. Mainly, who am I most compatable with, according to a random website?

DragonXero: 11%
Rabid Weasle: 9%
IB XC: 58%
EvilZak: 2%

And the winner of Comic Competition BATTLE of ROYALE is

KAUFMAN!!!: 81% match

wooohoo hoo

hoo

hoo.

Alright! Very cool, and great job to kaufman. I think I'm finally getting the hang of things, and I'm thrilled that the great Kaddar liked IB Kombat, because I certainly did. *applauds*

---
"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

And of course I get online at 2:26.

CC 221: I'm game by NeoVid 11-21-03

Halfling A: 34 HP, Halfling B 22 HP We should be working together! Aren't you sick of not getting any respect because you're short, too? Hell yes I am! Halfling A: 34 HP, Halfling B 22 HP Well, I've got an idea. You shave and wear this trenchcoat. I'll carry you on my shoulders... Completeling: 56 HP All right! No more "You must be this tall to ride" crap any longer!

---
"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I'm glad I at least got into the running!

I got the idea for my comic while thinking of what would happen if a Dungeon Master ever brought his girlfriend in to play, and she used her "magical powers" to just beat the crap outta everyone else.

Of course, I've never heard of a PvP D&D game, but it could happen I guess.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Jesus, Kaddar, I guess I've got no choice next time you host a CC but to bone up on my blowjob techniques. Pun intended.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

quote:

---

And of course I get online at 2:26.

CC 221: I'm game by NeoVid 11-21-03

Halfling A: 34 HP, Halfling B 22 HP We should be working together! Aren't you sick of not getting any respect because you're short, too? Hell yes I am! Halfling A: 34 HP, Halfling B 22 HP Well, I've got an idea. You shave and wear this trenchcoat. I'll carry you on my shoulders... Completeling: 56 HP All right! No more "You must be this tall to ride" crap any longer!

---

I'm in New Orleans, first log on in a couple days. I'll think of triple-two and get it down before too long; meanwhile, happy almost-Thanksgiving!

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com