It's probably your orgasm.
Huh? I have no idea what that has to do with anything, but I'm sure it's gross.
That's when you pull your cock out of dcomposed and give your poppa a no-hand salute. Yuck, fuck you for taking this thread in that direction, boinky!
Me likey. Very original.
And now....
[font=arial]Drivin' through the Mississippi and your undies get a-drippy...[/font]
[font=verdana]When you just reach back to scratch and you feel a slimy patch...[/font]
[font=impact]When you've got to take a fat crap and your shorts look like a road map...[/font]
[font=courier]When you're in the shower soapin' and your ass's floodgates open...[/font]
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.