the W in "Bush" by graykane 2-02-04

Disfigured-From-A-Blowjob-Woman, what brings you to my humble abode? Baby-Aborted-In-Anal-Sex-Incident, I didn't know where else to turn. Tell me all about it, Disfigured-From-A-Blowjob-Woman. It's President-Who-Got-Fisted-And-Is-Now-A-Handpuppet. He's escaped from prison. Meanwhile, on the other side of Washington D.C. To complete my evil plan, quick, shove your fist up my ass. First my ass, and then the world! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

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i want to piss on you

Offensive in an amusing way. Aborted fetuses doing stand-up is a can't-miss. I love this stuff, but you gotta angle towards the funny a bit more.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

thanks for the star!!!! i'll work on that humor... right away, sir!

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i want to piss on you

dude.....yer fucking hilarious

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xx( o Y o. )xx

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i want to piss on you