It's an honor and privelage to take the torch. Now what to do with it?

More soon.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Nice! mmyers is teh roxX0r

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I was going to post a series about Ireland's highly marketable "Oirishness" making Blair wanting to invade and oust Seamus Heany, but I couldn't think of a punchline, so I went to a rock bar and got drunk instead.

It probably wouldn't have beat mmyers anyway.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.