well, its judging time, and for the most part I am not dissapointed. Here goes...
The Truth Award This would really happen
Mikey G for "Leggo My Bone!"
Most Political
Goes to no one, because none were that political.
Funniest Comic to Nerds
and the award goes to...
Smamurai for "Maul or nuthin!" I guess. Really, you'd have to be a big nerd to get that one. I mean, such a big nerd you'd have to know that I exist.
Most Sexual
Spankling for "Typical." (don't worry, this one's got other awards coming up.)
Most Ironic
Goes to xxausrottenxx for "hey, it worked for possums."
Best Pun
clearly goes to Xuanwu for "Bone Appetite".
Funniest Politically Incorrect
Well, they were mostly in good taste, racially (although sexual taste is questionable at best.), so no one gets this one.
Most Obscure
goes to Unkown Eric for "the shark has jumped". What the fuck? The title? A Cleveland steamer? Damn.
The Tobor Award For funniest Inside Joke
Again goes to smamurai for the same one.
Best Title
is a tie between UnknownEric's and boinky33's "Buffo is a dumb name". And it is, but I didn't want to use Rover or Spot or some dumbass name like that.
The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny
no one. all the corn? where is it?
Silver Award of Excellence
To MikeyG for "Caninelingus." Really really funny.
Creativity Award
To spankling for the same one.
and of course, you knew this was coming...
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)
goes to Spankling again for "Typical." I follow through when I give bonus points, and not only was his comic doctored, it was ANIMATED. And of course, the sight of a boy giving a dog fellatio is absolutely hilarious.
Congratulations, Spankling, and all you splendiferous monkeyfuckers!
