The comics where delightful to read, but judging an FTC is like taking on a second job! Damn there are a lot of awards.
The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: The Anticipa...
For the Comic: mmyers
Most Political

Goes to: xxausrottenxx
For the Comic: spankling for president!
Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: niteowl
For the Comic: BRB
Most Sexual

Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic: Hoover the Sodomites?
Best Pun

Goes to: xxausrottenxx
For the Comic: Hedwig part 2
Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: Kaufman
For the Comic: Finger-Licking Good
Most Obscure

Goes to: habnem
For the Comic: Advent children...
The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: umfumdisi
For the Comic: Brought To You By The Ad Council
Best Title

Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic: Jerry Springitonher
Most Similar

Goes to: fzh And: graykane
For the Comics: Mother F***er And: supervision
Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: possums
For the Comic: In COMPLETE Violation of the rules...
Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: Fuzzyman
For the Comic: Objects In the Rearview Mirror
Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: TheGovernor
For the Comic: Bellybutton
Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: kaufman
For the Comic: Bridget Loves Berne
Bonus Award

Is split between: Ewwwww And: shark_energy
For the Comics: Im A Total Suckup... And: Hung like an octopus
Creativity Award

Goes to: mmyers
For the Comic: Dishonesty is the best policy
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: ftc
For the Comic: Ouch!
So take it away f. That'll teach you for entering!
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet