FTC 26- The Anticipa... by mmyers 3-08-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. I'm finished.

FTC 26- Controlled conditions by mmyers 3-08-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. I believe in practicing safe-sex and to me, the safest sex is within the confines of a petri dish.

FTC 26- Dishonesty is the best policy by mmyers 3-08-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. Between the fish sticks that I ate for lunch and you having your pants off, it's really starting to smell like a wharf in here.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

FTC- Hedwig part 2 by xxausrottenxx 3-08-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. ive got an angry inch

FTC-spankling for president! by xxausrottenxx 3-08-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. if you were theresa heinz kerry, id be alot more turned on right now

FTC-aw man by xxausrottenxx 3-08-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. your panties werent red when i bought them for you

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I just have to say this:

Damn you, mmyers! Your comics are too funny for this contest! MMYERS' COMICS ARE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!

PEEEEEEEEEEEOPLE!!!!!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I hadn't been moved to enter a contest lately but Spankling has reawakened me, and when Spankling wakes you up, well....

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

FTC 26 - Run Awaaaaaaaay! by flickguy 3-09-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way.

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This is not my empire.

I'll judge in a day or two. But before I do would someone give me a run down on the awards etiquette. I've barely paid attention to FTCs before. Do I need to use the specific awards listed from the last one? does each person choose from a list? Do I need to make up a new one? What up?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

There are many awards available for FTC. You choose which ones you want to give out. The URLs for the images are available from kaddar's links on this page:

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=119403&forum=16

He's also posted rules and stuff.
He did start the contest, after all.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

FTC 26: Hung like an octopus by shark_energy 3-10-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way.

FTC 26: Tell it like it is. by shark_energy 3-10-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. Your feet smell and you need some boobs.

mmyers "FTC 26- The Anticipa..."

Very very very vey funny. :)

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Poo perhaps?

FTC 26: Special dietary requirement by shark_energy 3-11-04

Ready? I guess... Well? Let me put it this way. You've got plenty of snicker but not enough doodles.

The comics where delightful to read, but judging an FTC is like taking on a second job! Damn there are a lot of awards.

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: The Anticipa...
For the Comic: mmyers

Most Political

Goes to: xxausrottenxx
For the Comic: spankling for president!

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: niteowl
For the Comic: BRB

Most Sexual

Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic: Hoover the Sodomites?

Best Pun

Goes to: xxausrottenxx
For the Comic: Hedwig part 2

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: Kaufman
For the Comic: Finger-Licking Good

Most Obscure

Goes to: habnem
For the Comic: Advent children...

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: umfumdisi
For the Comic: Brought To You By The Ad Council

Best Title

Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic: Jerry Springitonher

Most Similar

Goes to: fzh And: graykane
For the Comics: Mother F***er And: supervision

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: possums
For the Comic: In COMPLETE Violation of the rules...

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: Fuzzyman
For the Comic: Objects In the Rearview Mirror

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: TheGovernor
For the Comic: Bellybutton

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: kaufman
For the Comic: Bridget Loves Berne

Bonus Award

Is split between: Ewwwww And: shark_energy
For the Comics: Im A Total Suckup... And: Hung like an octopus

Creativity Award

Goes to: mmyers
For the Comic: Dishonesty is the best policy

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: ftc
For the Comic: Ouch!

So take it away f. That'll teach you for entering!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet