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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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I like that arrangement much better. I wear the glasses around here, anyway.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

3-31-04 11:24am (new)
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Noodle_Stick
Junior Comic Technician

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Noob Contest-1- 3rd comic!!!! good gosh! by Noodle_Stick
3-31-04
The histroy...of the earth.
First it started with some primordial ooze, where life formed.
Out crawled the most disgusting snivelling monster with no proper habitat....
The histroy...of the earth.
However, he eventually found a home where he could live.
Well...
Either in a burger, or flipping them.
My god... He has craters on his face...
Fries with that? *snort*

another one to consider.

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PRAISE ME! I! AM THE RULER... OF THE UNI- aw damn a dog crapped on my shoe.

3-31-04 3:57pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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It's "history"....

3-31-04 4:52pm (new)
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Noodle_Stick
Junior Comic Technician

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gah! Typo.

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PRAISE ME! I! AM THE RULER... OF THE UNI- aw damn a dog crapped on my shoe.

3-31-04 7:03pm (new)
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unorthodoxdevice
Stripcreator Newbie

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Three simple comics to brighten your day. Hooray.

Noob Comik Entree: Woulda Been Sixteen . . . by unorthodoxdevice
3-31-04
So, you're saying that it wasn't until you had already ran him over fifteen times that you realized that it WASN'T a raccoon?
. . . and a large drink, please.

Noob Kuntesst Intry: Rage, and how it pertains to beef by unorthodoxdevice
3-31-04
So Mike, it says here it says that Bovine Spongiform Disease is a real threat in this day and age, especially in fast food restaraunts! Isn't that scary, Murgles?
MERI KRISMUS
AAAGH!
GRR!
Now, don't be afraid to let yourselves cry . . . let those negative vibes out . . . this is a place of healing and reflection. We're all equal ungulates here . . .
And they call US mad cows.

Noob Qontest Qntry: And What's In The Secret Sauce? by unorthodoxdevice
3-31-04
It started in Alaska, back in 1974 . . .
You can tell the King that Mr. McDonald wants his money.
Here's a tip: tell that scottish fuck that he can take a "quarter pounder" and stick it up his fry-hole.
And thus began a conflict that has carried on to this day!
Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Ronald McDonald is DEAD.
Look Bugsy, you can't keep covering for the red-nosed sonofabitch forever. Now, where's the damn clown?!

Possums, if you don't plotz, you've a gotta be missing a screw.

3-31-04 7:47pm (new)
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unorthodoxdevice
Stripcreator Newbie

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But wait! There's a couple more and one shameless ripoff/promo!

Noob tsetnoC yrtnE: Some TV Show With Two Goats by unorthodoxdevice
3-31-04
Presenting . . .
. . . great moments in Fast Food!
Um, that's not mayonaaise.

Noob Cantost Ontry: Borderline Rule Breakage by unorthodoxdevice
3-31-04
Hi, I'd like a . . .
What the fuck are YOU looking at?

Noob Beligerent Flagrancy: Possums Is Full Of Gravy by unorthodoxdevice
3-31-04
Will that be all, sir . . . ma'am . . . whatever the hell you are?
THAT BE A NO, MY SWEETS. I AM TO WANTING A CUP FOR A SMALL AMOUNT OF THE SAUCE OF BARBED Q'S.
Hold on, I'll get the manager.
THAT IS A POSITORY, SUPERDUDETTE.
WHO'S YA DADDY? WHO'S YA DADDY? WHO'S YA DADDY? WHO'S YA DADDY? WHO'S YA DADDY? WHO'S YA DADDY?
GEE HEE HEE! TO THE TOAST I IS BE THE INSPIRED!

Boo! Tweet! Gort!

3-31-04 8:28pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Look, Dan, when you've dealt with as many morons as I have in my life, you feel the need to elaborate on EVERYTHING.

But don't think that this rule doesn't apply to you. The joke's been dead for three comics.


Ha! Can possums win his own contest? Without even a comic entry? That was fucking funny.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-01-04 6:28am (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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I won'y crowd the page. Just click my link to see them. Thanks =) ^-^ ^^

4-01-04 6:56am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Red, please crowd the page. When you post too much, it just makes a new page. I haven't read them yet because I don't feel like clicking your link. Please post them in this thread.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-01-04 6:58am (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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Nec-Romance by RedfeatheR
4-01-04
Hey shut up!
No, you shut up!
Ok, are you the reflection or am I?

[Click to view comic: 'Nec-Romance II']

4-01-04 7:07am (new)
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Noodle_Stick
Junior Comic Technician

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umm...it needs to be fastfood..right?

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PRAISE ME! I! AM THE RULER... OF THE UNI- aw damn a dog crapped on my shoe.

4-01-04 7:10am (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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Oh, heh. Sorry... Here we go
McButchers by RedfeatheR
4-01-04
{sigh} Welcome to McButcher's where the prices are fair and our policy is care
Yes young man. I was wondering if your meat was big enough to satisfy my hunger
Would you like lies with that?

Is that better?

4-01-04 7:36am (new)
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Melkor
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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goddamn Red Feather that one WAS funny. Just the right about of satire, irony and pun to make it comedy gold.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

4-01-04 8:29am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Look, Dan, when you've dealt with as many morons as I have in my life, you feel the need to elaborate on EVERYTHING.

But don't think that this rule doesn't apply to you. The joke's been dead for three comics.


Ha! Can possums win his own contest? Without even a comic entry? That was fucking funny.


huh? elabortae plz.

4-01-04 5:06pm (new)
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erin
Stripcreator Newbie

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here's mine..

Fast Food by erin
4-01-04
Would you like to try a Number Five today?
Ugh... didn't you just graduate... from college?
maybe.
I majored dance.

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erin lenore

4-01-04 5:41pm (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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Here's another Fast food one from RedfeatheR
McButchers II by RedfeatheR
4-02-04
Sometimes, you just wake up in the morning, and it's like, all green. You know, everything's sick, pale and @#% dull. Seven o'clock the @#%$ alarm is screaming like all the seven seals have broken up
Yes, Make sure they're good and hot
And that's what it feels like. BANG! BANG! Shirley Manson said it: "Hammering in my head." @#%$, someone shut this damn thing down please! It's like some weird Trent Reznorian beat
No toughts, no worries, just shut this @#%$ piece of @#%$ up! BANG! Damn, get one leg off the bed. BANG! The other leg. BANG! Lift your head. BANG! Black out, system dysfunction
Bang! System opperational, major dammage around head.What the holy @#%$ is this damn thing on the other side of the room! BANG! Coup d'état in the belly, vomit , smells like @#%$ and alcohol.
Ok, now pour them all over my body while I writhe in agony

4-02-04 3:36am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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You told him the joke's been dead for three comics. I thought that was the funniest thing I had seen in this thread. You stoopid?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-02-04 6:13am (new)
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Melkor
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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bumping it up to the top of the forum with:

Meat Market by Melkor
4-02-04
Well hello there and welcome to The Meat Market(tm) . What's your pleasure?
Cunnilinguis at blender speed. But that's not important right now. I would like a Big Mack please. They say it can do wonders for arthritis.
OI! BIG MACK WITH EVERYTHING!
Hello swettie pie. I'm Mack. Lets take care of those back problems. By the way, i have a 18 inch tongue. Uhr, Uhr , Uhr.
Lovely service they have here.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

4-02-04 12:58pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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The voting will be on Tuesday, and by Wednesday you'll know who the winner is. Since going over the myriad of awards with a panel would be tedious, there will just be gold, silver, and bronze medalists, although it will have a more hilarious theme than that.

4-02-04 5:14pm (new)
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unorthodoxdevice
Stripcreator Newbie

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Cheerio, wot wot. I believe this is my last entry, kind sirs.

Noob Contest Entry: FINAL - The Name Game, QT Style by unorthodoxdevice
4-02-04
French
. . . no, they call it a "Quarter-Pounder With Cheese"
Sacre-bleu!
Cockney
. . . no, they call it a "Quarter-Pounder With Cheese"
Oi! Thass' a kick in the bum!
Mormon
So, after the fifty-ninth, you just started naming them straight from the McDonald's Menu?
I sorta ran out of steam after "Chalupa" was born.

4-02-04 9:01pm (new)
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Melkor
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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*bump*

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

4-05-04 12:13pm (new)
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RedfeatheR
Part of it all, just like you.

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Last one for THIS contest I do beleive.
McButchers III by RedfeatheR
4-05-04
{cough}.....what do you want, sir
One dumbass smirkburger coming right up

4-05-04 4:07pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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I have to say Melkor is above all the best n00b. BUT, in this comic contest, I think Noodle_Stick had the best entry.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-05-04 5:43pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Personally, I think unorthodoxdevice's most recent entry(the Mormon one) was the best.

4-05-04 10:02pm (new)
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Noodle_Stick
Junior Comic Technician

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Los n00b du contest! Wowee! by Noodle_Stick
4-05-04
sllluuurrrppp
...Damn, that guy over there is annoying.
sllluuurrrp. SLURP! slurpity slurpity slurp slurp
Hey YOU! Shut up and figure out that you have NO MORE POP!
Pop? Im eating a Mcdonalds Burger!
Great a new low, you can drink it now.

Hope tis not too late

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PRAISE ME! I! AM THE RULER... OF THE UNI- aw damn a dog crapped on my shoe.

4-05-04 10:32pm (new)
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