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Visit http://unknowneric.blog-city.com if you're interested in a cynical 28-year-old librarian's rantings on obscure music, pop culture, and why everybody who isn't me sucks. ;)

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You're just saying you're cynical because you think it sounds cool.

(Now that was cynicism.)

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HEY! My Blog is updated and kick-ass. It's got about four new entries. Check them all out!

http://mikeyg.blog-city.com/

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Goddamn you're fucked up.

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What others say about boorite!

Heh heh. Thanks, boo.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Updated again

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Updated again, and a warning's definitely got to come with this one. It's sicker than usual.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The word blog, for some reason, reminds me of a noise I once made after drinking too much Grey Goose when I was in college.

And no, there was no one else in the room, boorite.

PS- I didn't read it.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I decided to start writing once in a while in my old livejournal. I linked the thing up as my homepage.

I think what sparked my interest was niteowl's recent livejournal comics.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I have updated it again. It has entries up to and including today. Please read and comment!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.