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After 30 resume submissions, 2 interviews and a lot (lot!) of searching ... I am still a part of the filthy leperous unemployed. Therefore, new comics:
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... but first your local news.
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| Our top story, 400 killed in Iraq as an A10 warthog strafed the city of Baghdad. Dispersing death in short quick bursts of its 30 mm gatling rotary canon. | |
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| Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, held a news conference minutes ago and blamed it on pilot error and that "faggot George Tenet and all his cocksuckery" ... Linda? | |
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| Thanks Chuck. Hey do you want a Gmail account? Amy Chang lets us know how typing "lollerskates" into internet forums can get you one! That's right after the break. | |
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| No Dan, I'm not a transvestite. And no, my brother Roger and I did not create "The Matrix". | |
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| You do realize I'm former president Bill Clinton, don't you? | |
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| Um .. Dan, why did you shave your eyebrows off? | |
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3AM: The hour hubcaps go missing
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| There's nothing's on, I'm going to bed. | |
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| HERPES! SMELLY VAGINA! FLACID PENIS! DECREASED FEMALE LIBIDO! MAY CAUSE ANAL BLEEDING! MICROSOFT JACKBOOTERY! DAN RATHER JACKING OFF! | |
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| Ok, maybe a couple minutes more. | |
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