I am glad you have yielded to my obviously superior fogeyhood.

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I like what Jackie Chan said in Legend of Drunken Master: "Time? I'm young and strong! I have lots of time!"

Here's another from ankle-biting me!

Can you put me up for the night? by andydougan 5-15-01

I say, I say, I say, why did Indiana Jones always hog the ball when he played football? Er, I don't know. Why *did* Indiana Jones always hog the ball when he played football? Cos only a penitent man will pass! Ho ho! Kill me.

I started with some comics first .. got pointed to this site by some friends.
Then I saw the forums .. and CC62 .. I couldn't resist posting there .. but my first 3 comics haven't been posted yet .. Here they are ...
First one is ok ..

When science goes wrong by LevelZero 9-15-01

Sometimes, it's best to leave science to the pros I have no friends, so I am going to clone myself. *beep*  hi   hi  damn, I am boring damn, I am boring

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The second one clearly was funnier when I was typing it but turned out kind of crappy .. it should be in the crappy comics thread

When computers strike back by LevelZero 9-15-01

Time for some serious surfing Oh no .. not again! What is YOUR problem? Well, you're only going to surf for pr0n and jerk off all over my keyboard again. Do you know what your mother thought when I told her ... You told her WHAT? ... oh, nothing ......... hehehehe

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I have no idea what I was thinking when making the third one .. I just lined up some weird characters and then the lines just hit me ..

Desire by LevelZero 9-15-01

Sometimes ... I want your life I want your mind ... things just ... I want your soul I want your flesh ... don't go as planned I want your money Why are you all staring at me?

The narration here is clearly not appropriate .. but I only saw that after pressing 'Save'

I tried putting them in one post, but that didn't work appearently ..

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The Latest in 2D arcade fighters... by Drexle 8-07-01

---------[Holly]|[Gabe]--------- ---------[Holly] | [Gabe]------... Special Attack: Super Squirt Female Ejactulation!!! Aaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugh!!! ---------[Holly] | [Gabe]......... Holly wins! Yeah boy! Nobody messes with me! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Someone hand me a towel.... *drip* *drip*

The comic was the result of a dare. Yes, a friend dared me to write a comic about female ejactulaion.

Here's a fairly terrible one I made early in my stripping career.

A new low. by kramer_vs_kramer 6-27-01

Hey little girl! Want to get pissed up on booze and suck my dick? Can't you see I'm too young to drink? You're just going to have to pay me the £20 like everyone else.

technically i never posted this one either. although i only made it five minutes ago. does this still count?

Untitled by apejuice 9-17-01

________________________________________________ You'll have to excuse me, I don't have my contacts in today. Anyway . . . ________________________________________________ . . . I went off and got a couple of tuna steaks and some baguettes. So, to cut a long story short . . . _________________________________________________ . . . all 5000 of them stayed for lunch. Are you okay? You're awful quiet today. Jesus, this guy is boring.

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I LIVE!

Kramer, how could you think that one was crap??? It was hilarious. I laughed long and loud. :)

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This reminds me of one of my early strips, which really was unfunny. Not to mention a bit on the juvenile side.

Biscuit - In the park!!!! by andydougan 3-06-01

Hey little girl - want to play the biscuit game? How do you play? What I do is I wank in your mouth while eating digestives. And you drink my cum. Uh... What's cum? Open your mouth and find out... Mmm, digestives. *Gag*

Not your best biscuit race one, no...

The rest of the series makes up for it, though. :)

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Is it true that the game is called "Limp Biscuit" in Australia?

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Get off my lawn!

Damn kids...

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Dexx's Revenge by gabe_billings 9-17-01

What is it? A letter from that Aussie bloke. 'Dear Dan, I'm sorry your cat fell into my chipper shredder.' 'Next time maybe you should return my cricket ball a little more speedily. PS - Now you have anthrax.' Boy, that hurts. Fucking kids these days! What happened to flaming bags of poop?

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I quite liked this one.

Hole lotta Rosie by kramer_vs_kramer 9-09-01

Quick boy, go get help! Tell someone I'm stuck down this hole and need help badly! So... Woofums! Woof! Woofity woofity woof! Grrr! Yelp! Woofy woofy woof! Rrrrrr. Bark! Barkuss! Woofle woofle woofums! Cool! A dog on a ball!

I made a whole series about a guy stuck down a hole. In the end it went on for far too long and only about three turned out to be funny.

As far as I know, it's simply called a "biscuit race" over here, but it's hardly common knowledge. First time I heard the term a couple of years ago, I had to ask some friends what it was.

We don't really have boarding schools over here, remember.

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