This is a tough contest to judge. All the entries were good, it was hard to decide which ones I liked the most.

quodlibet win the special psychic award. That's right, the mystery job was, as he put it, a 'condom integrity specialist.' although I would have given the award to anyone who mentioned Norman Mineta, Secretary of Transportation, or any mention of a soil major in college.

80_Million_Fleas gets the Bad Move award, as it is never good to make a comic that insults Otakus as an entry in a contest being judged by an Otaku.

choadwarrior and xxausrottenxx tied for 3rd place. Both of them had creative choices in jobs and funny comics.

umfumdisi wins 2nd place, because he had two awesome entries.

seattlesque wins 1st place, for this comic:

CC262: Whose Line Is It, Anyway? by seattlesque 10-18-04

This machine I use was patented in '94, and other models existed before that. But back in the 50's, they actually did it by hand! How fascinating. Most asphalt jockeys think I have an easy job. But striping takes special knowledge of paints and reflectivity! This certainly has been educational. I'm glad you could make it tonight. Thanks a million for screwing up my bachelor party, Al.

and also for his claim that he met a real life dildo tester.

and anyone who entered and didn't win any of the above awards gets a "thanks for participating" award. Honestly, it's not that I don't like your comic, it's that I liked someone else's better.

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seattlesque wins 1st place, for this comic:

CC262: Whose Line Is It, Anyway? by seattlesque 10-18-04

This machine I use was patented in '94, and other models existed before that. But back in the 50's, they actually did it by hand! How fascinating. Most asphalt jockeys think I have an easy job. But striping takes special knowledge of paints and reflectivity! This certainly has been educational. I'm glad you could make it tonight. Thanks a million for screwing up my bachelor party, Al.

and also for his claim that he met a real life dildo tester.

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Well I am honored, firstly to have won, and secondly to have done so with a subtle and pretty much G-rated comic. But I guess that balanced out with the dildo tester thing. (In actuality, it's just one of the standard duties performed by those who work in sex shops. It would have to be a fairly large store for that to be a full-time job...)

All right, then I guess that means I have to come up with a competition and then somehow resist the urge to enter it. Is that possible?

Yep.

I'm just glad to get a reaction, though! Good, bad... It's all good inda hood, dog. ...Word.

...and to think I did this all for 18 bucks and a Thickburger!!

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