I wrote "One swell foop", by the way, gabe. That'll be $0.72¢.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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I wrote "One swell foop", by the way, gabe. That'll be $0.72¢.

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Gimme my money, you fuck.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That actually wasn't me. And I think I actually got that 'swell foop' from a Piers Anthony book I read in sixth or seventh grade. He turned out about a hundred thousand pages worth of books, eighty percent of which were bad puns.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I especially appreciated the "cat-ass-trophy" in one of those Xanth books...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That's so weird. I actually use both of those phrases, I've never heard them anywhere else, and I've never read any Piers Anthony.

Far out.

Maybe I am Piers Anthony.

o O ( nah )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You're not that big a dork. Close, but not quite.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

What a Piersing criticism.

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What others say about boorite!