...So you see, we've had this inexaustable alien fuel source for years, ready to go to market. But it never will...
Why are you telling me this?
Because no one would believe...A SKELETON!
AHH! HOLY CRAP!
I was walking to retrieve my car (which I left across town at a bar when I walked home drunk last night) today and this comic was created in my mind, almost down to the very...fiber.