When i was a kid, there was an awesome cereal called Waffle-Os and the spokes-character was called Waffle-O Bill. He was a cowboy. I miss them both.
My dad wouldn't let me have Smurfs cereal because he feared the colors. The dreadful, dreadful colors.
Blackjack gum only comes around periodically but it's a tasty gum.
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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.