What's that guy's name? Happy Noodle Boy?

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

What's that guy's name? Happy Noodle Boy?

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

What's that guy's name? Happy Noodle Boy?

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

No.

Like I said, no.

You really want to get rid of that "Junior Comic Technician" label, don't you?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Oh, jeez! Didn't realize that happened... Sorry.

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

No.

Like I said, no.

You really want to get rid of that "Junior Comic Technician" label, don't you?

Heh heh heh.

The power of critics by andydougan 6-21-01

This just in - "Pearl Harbor" has bombed! No one went to see it! It makes New Kids on the Block look like a success story! Wow! Could it be that people actually listen to film critics after all? At long last, job satisfaction! Other news: "The Lost World" tops video chart; "Twister" enters list of 20 most profitable films of all time; Jake Lloyd wins Best Actor. Ach

I don't know if this one belongs on the crappy comics thread or here. Here will do.

Occupational hazards by andydougan 5-18-01

The Odeon, Govan A ticket for "Spy Kids", please. Chortle. Okay, here you go. Try not to have too much fun. Look, I'm a film critic! It's my job to see it! Right. That's what they all say.

When Andy Met Russell by andydougan 3-15-01

Hi. I'm Andy Dougan, film critic with "The Evening Times". I'd like to interview you about your latest "film", Mr Crowe. Well, it's called "Proof of Life". I play this muscly guy who furrows his brow a lot. That's quite a change of direction for you. Next you'll be telling me you fancy yourself or something. Yeah. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to play the biscuit game by myself.

Now you go too far, Mister Big City Film Critic! Carpenter's original film is a masterpiece, and the third film is a really interesting and odd bit of fantasy/horror cinema. The rest of the sequels are a big pile of arse, sure, but you pick on that original film, and you're in trouble...

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Bah. It's plotless rubbish. Also, I know it's not really its fault, but it has to take some responsibility for the hundreds of even worse slasher films which emulated it.
But then, I even think "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is a big pile of arse.

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But then, I even think "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is a big pile of arse.

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Grrrr...

If you don't like Halloween and you don't like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, then you obviously have something wrong with your brain. I'm sorry, but it had to be said. *razz*

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I just didn't want my thread to die, so here's a half-work/half-home related comic

Good stuff coming in here. Thanks guys. Work is always funny.

By the way, have you noticed that Jon from Goats is used in most of these?

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Umm... Johnen Vasquez was indeed the intelectual father of Happy Noodle Boy. The "Naily in my brainy" line is not only very Vasquezian in and of istelf, but is also rather noodle boy esque. However, the character isn't patently crazy, so he is not acutally Happy Noodle Boy.

At last... Someone answered my question.

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Grrrr...

If you don't like Halloween and you don't like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, then you obviously have something wrong with your brain. I'm sorry, but it had to be said. *razz*

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I just wanted to mention that I love this comic and I keep reading it over and over again. It just gets better.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

>>Good stuff coming in here. Thanks guys. Work is >always funny.
>>By the way, have you noticed that Jon from Goats is >>used in most of these?

Maybe because he's the only one in a tie? That why I used him to represent me in my work-related comic, even though the gender is wrong.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

speaking of...here's my work related comic.

True-life Public Library stories by lara7 10-03-01

I'm looking for this book on the New York Times Bestseller list. Where is it? There are no copies in the library right now. Really? Even though we have 300 copies in the library system, they're all checked out. It's an extremely popular book. Really? I know....I share your consternation that something with the sobriquet "Bestseller" would be so popular...

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I could make a number of strips about my time there... unfortunately, none of them would be quite as funny as that comic. What's sad is that actually happened... it was my very first call on that job. The first of over a thousand. *cringe*

Oh, what the hell...

An almost true story... I'm so glad I don't work there now. by Drexle 10-04-01

The guy drove his truck into a pole at an SOS and cracked the radiator, and needs it towed to the dealership. SOS? Hah ha hah ha... Eh? What's so funny? Oh, you must not have them where you are. Ha ha... SOS is a strip bar. Tell him to go back and order more lapdances and cheap beer until 8 tomorrow when the dealership opens. *Click* Sir, the dealership is closed for the rest of the day. Out of curiosity was this pole you rammed outside or inside the building? *Click!*

I just wanted to mention that we're getting new nametags. They will be blue and say "Bluelight Always" on them. I requested "Attitudechicka" be put on mine, but Diane refused because there are too many letters.

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Wander into the sports department , appropriate a handgun , and "Politely Request" that she give you that name badge , or youll redecorate her office walls with little pieces of bone fragment.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"