The Living END by mrpoop 7-12-05

I don't know what happened. She made a joke and I said "Oh Sally, you are the living end." That doesn't sound so bad. ...but then I said "OH YE, BRINGER OF THE END OF OUR LIVES, YOUR MIGHTY POWER ENGULFS THE WORLD AND BRINGS DEATH TO US ALL! Wow, that's a really sexy poem. WHAT HATH THE LORD WROUGHT???

Hurricanes by mrpoop 7-12-05

There is a hurricane warning for Florida. Hurricane Melvin should arrive early next week. Heh heh.. Huricane Melvin. What a lame hurricane. Stay tuned for reports on hurricane APOCALYPSE. Eh? Well, it's more of a swirling vortex than a hurricane, really.

Should I keep posting these? Are they entertaining? Do I cry myself to sleep at night?

The answer is yes to one of these questions.