Old McDonald sittin' on a bench
Scratchin' his balls with a monkey wrench
Wrench got hot and he burned his balls
And he peed in his overalls
Went to the doctor, and the doctor said
"Sorry son, your balls are dead"
When I die, bury me
Hang my balls on a cherry tree
When they're ripe, take a bite
Don't blame me if you puke all night