TOBOR BRING MESSAGE TO THE MASSES!

Historically Inevitable Tobor by israphael 10-26-01

Oh shit! There's that ass raping robot again. Gotta run! NO WAIT! TOBOR CHANGE. TOBOR NOW SEE CORNHOLING IS SYMPTOM OF THE DISPARITY BETWEEN THE LABOR PRODUCED BY THE WORKER AND THE BENEFITS THEY RECIEVE. IT IS NOT UNTIL WE OVERTHROW THOSE WHO OWN THE MEANS TO PRODUCTION AND RETURN THE POWER TO THE WORKERS, THAT THE CORNHOLING WILL STOP. VIVA LA REVOLUCION! I'm with you brother! Let's go stick it to the man! I'LL STICK TO YOU AFTER THE REVOLUTION.

TOBOR SORRY FOR POSTING IN WRONG FORUM. TOBOR HAD LONG DAY. TOBOR NEED SLEEP NOW.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Not just anyone can pull of the Tobor bit, you know...

Tobor Tryouts by Nibor 10-26-01

Well, I tried having tryouts for a TOBOR understudy. Tobor wants a lollypop! RAR! TOBOR WILL NAIL YOUR ASS! It's not going so well. Everyone's a prima donna and has to put thier own touch into it. Oooh, I'm Tobor, and I will tie you up, whip you and make you lick my boots, then sodomize you with my whip! RAR! TOBOR WILL ANAL PROBE YOU! *SIGH* Like, RAR, man. Tobor, or not Tobor, you dig? Either way, you're getting cornholed. Yea, man. Like, rar, okay? *teehee* And, Tobor will, like, cornhole you, okay? *headbob* Um...I don't get it. *teehee*

I think I also just like finding excuses to use the splitter background. Coolest thing ever.

Tobor Tryouts II by DragonXero 10-27-01

Um, Tobor will, erm, cornhole you? RARRR!! TOBOR WILL BURN DOWN YOUR CITY! ERM, AND CORNHOLE YOU! Tobor will cornho- pffft... HA HA HA HA!! I just can't do it. I feel silly.. Rarrr y'all! Tobor will shove this flagpole up yer ass! Heh, Tobor's got spurs baby. RARRR! Ever been cornholed by FEET?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This is leading , i do believe , to a distrubing conclusion.

At some point , AQUA TOBOR will re-appear here , and all hell will break loose.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

TOBOR LOVES BRITNEY! by wenisinfurs 11-14-01

MAR! I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL! IT REALLY MOVES MY SOUL! Your a robot, you don't have a soul. ........That was harsh, bro!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...