CC 172: A Day in a Bug's Life by kaufman 2-22-03

So now that you've been elected the leader of this community of insects, what are you going to do, Mr. Beetle? The first thing I'm going to do is impose a new set of dietary regulations for the community. Like what? No longer will you be allowed to eat triple layer sandwiches with turkey, ham, jalapenos and processed ventricles of insane humans. So then, soylent peppered looney heart clubs... BANNED!

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I want to know how long it takes you to come up with these nuggets of gold, kaufman.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Let's see. That one was dated 2/22/03, so ...

15,353 days, give or take a few hours.

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