cc enrty 2 by pinwiz543 12-21-05

Dude, I drank so much eggnog I think I'm drunk. You can't get drunk on eggnog. Oh. Then how do you account me vomiting in my stocking?

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I'd sell my soul for something shiny.

cc entry 3 by pinwiz543 12-21-05

OOH! This one!!! This one!!! No. It's too big. Awwwwww. I'm sorry. I really thought I could get you out of here, Mr. Immagrant. It okay, Senor.

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I'd sell my soul for something shiny.

A Modern Christmas Carol by kaufman 12-22-05

zzzzzzzzzzz... Wake up, Ebenezer! Huh? What? Who are you? I am the ghost of Jacob Marley. I come to tell you that tonight you will be vis... Marley? What the fuck are you talking about? Marley was a white guy, a foot shorter than you. He wasn't any Hindu. I know, but his position was outsourced this summer. Now, as I was saying, you will be vistied by three ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Okay-ya... It's time to announce the weiner. First of all, I appreciate all the entries. You all used a great deal of creativity. Below is a list of the honorable mention (in no particular order):

Crabby - Random Christmas Layout no. 005
Pinwiz543 - cc entry 3
AccentuateNegative - It's Better to Recieve
Kaufman - A Modern Christmas Carol
ChoadWarrior - Chappy Cholidays
Kaufman - The 25th of Dismember

And the winner is a last-second entry by edoggydog:

Groovy! - Ho-Ho-Ho Down (CC 307) by edoggydog 12-22-05

December 26th, 2005... ...and come to find out, not only does Rudolph's nose light up, but so does his left testicle! Groovy! Anyhoo... The reason why you got coal in your stocking for Christmas is because you've been very NAUGHTY this year! If, I've been so naughty, why didn't you SPANK me instead? Becasue, you would have LIKED it! Damn! What does a niggah have to do to get spanked around here?

(Just kidding! "Groovy!" is my other strip)

Okay... Here are the top four entries (no particular order):

Sleigh Ride? by UnknownEric 12-14-05

It is a time for wanking, so let's get spanking it soon C'mon, it's lovely weather to fill a tissue with goo Giddy up giddy up giddy up, let's go... just look at that ho I'm totally gonna make sticky snow Giddy up giddy up giddy up, it's grand... just using your hand I'm gonna keep going till my palms are all hairy, man!

CC 307: He Knows When You Are Shaving by kaufman 12-14-05

Monks of the Norelcan order shave themselves with long, sharp straight razors mounted on poles. They believe this will ensure their entrance into paradise in the afterlife. Eohippus novus cunnilingum. Fucum ivdei canteka iok. But one clumsy friar kept cutting himself and making a horrible mess of the bathroom, not to mention the permanent stains on his simple robes. Owwus, owwus! For the sake of his brothers and the cleanliness of the monastery, he made the supreme sacrifice -- he let his beard grow out. Today we know this martyr as St. Nick. Twinkie? Ding-Dong? Fruit pie? Ho-Ho!

The Vampire Who Loved Christmas by biped 12-15-05

Ho ho ho! I vant to dreenk your Yule-tastic blood, Debbie! Why, you're the merriest vampire ever! Yum! Dat vas a de-lee-cious holiday blood-nog! What a...Christmassy... way...to die... (GURGLE!) Happy Chreesmas to all, and to all a good -- BITE! MWUH-HA-HA-HA! That joke just cost you a train set.

The Merry Easter Hannuka Bunny by HotRodDeathToll 12-16-05

Merry Hannuka! I'm not jewish You are now

All the above comics made me laugh out loud! It's hard to pick a winner from these four because both biped's and kaufman's are great examples of how the combination of obscurity and silliness can be very funny. And, I liked UnknownEric's because one can never go wrong with a good splooge comic. But, I'm going to give the nod to HotRodDeathtoll's comic because of it's obscurity, silliness and simplicity!

Congratulations, HotRodDeathToll! You are the winner of CC 307!

Hoozah, i have finnally won something, next contest coming up soon

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction