...and that was only written because I hadn't understood yours yet, Ken. *laugh*

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Schools Out by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 10-09-01

Today , you will all be telling the class about your favourite tree. Lets start with you David Well , i like the oak. Its big and strong , and stands for ages and ages and ages. Very good. Now , Elizabeth , you can tell us next. I like the pine tree. It has bristles , its long , thin , flexible ..... Yes , tjhats quite enough of that. How about you Johnny? Hmmmmm..................... YEW ARE SO BEAUTIFUL TO ME!

This BARELY qualifies as a bad pun.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Call that contrived? You don't know the meaning of the word!
I got kaufman's strip the first time I read it. I'm obviously intelligenter than the rest of you.

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Call that contrived? You don't know the meaning of the word!
I got kaufman's strip the first time I read it. I'm obviously intelligenter than the rest of you.

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I'll get on it.