Gosh, where have you all been for so long?

Turn, turn, turn!

O vanitas vanitatum, et omnia vanitas! You said it, sister! My life so revolves around the bathroom sink.

by Namgubed, 1-12-06

Bob Barker says, "Spin again!"

O vanitas vanitatum, et omnia vanitas! You said it, sister! It's all about the custom made license plates!

by Namgubed, 1-12-06

CB4

So what's the meaning of life, Imprisoned Cowboy? Depends on whether it's with or without parole ... And whether you get to make custom license plates!

by Namgubed, 1-12-06

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

OPC 20: What's It All About?

I don't understand life. I mean, what's it all about? Why should I even be interested in it? I hear you, sister. This waiting room has the worst selection of magazines. Would it kill them to carry Mad or Cracked?

by fpd, 1-12-06

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

OPC 20: Disambiguation of Life

Life is a cereal, a boardgame, a magazine, and a cellular automata computer program. Did I forget anything? Yes, Life is also a university where you can study to become a chiropractor.

by fpd, 1-12-06

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

OPC 20: Planet of the Plants

If the envirofascists get their way, this could be the future. An apocalyptic nightmare in which plants rule the world, and humans live only as their slaves.

by fpd, 1-12-06

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

You're all winners. Except for fpd, who REALLY won!

Take it away!

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