Peniswaffle.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The breakfast of chapmions.

I thought that was crack.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

No, crack is for snorting.

Actualy, crack is for smoking.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh, oh, oh... you meant crack cocaine. I thought you were talking about a buttcrack.

Not that a buttcrack isn't a fine breakfast either, mind you.

I wouldn't mind giving some female crack a pure love suppository.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

... and fuck up your breakfast?

Bollocks.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

quote:

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Yo, don't be frontin'

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Cherry Flavored Anal Ease®, It's Pure Love™

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

does anyone else notice that if you change your profile's quote, it changes for every post you've ever made ever?

no wonder i couldn't find gabe's old signature "do not look here" with the link to that guys horrible horrible anus stretched beyond all recognition...

not that i was looking, or anything

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

My anus is bleeding.
My ANUS is BLEEDING!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

if i click that link, will i see that horrible horrible anus?

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

GAAAAAAAAH!
aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
eeeeeeeeeew!
aaaaaaaaaargh!
damn you bongboy!

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Yes. Put your mouse pointer over the link, and memorize the url... burn it into your very soul, so as you will never ever click a link that takes you there.

Uhh... sorry, I guess my warning was a little too late.

So, how're those smoking holes for eyes?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

my status bar was disabled
i will heed your advice drexel
never again!

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Are you totally sure? I mean, what's really wrong with the link? Sure, it's horrifyingly disgusting, but, come on, you can't resist.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Dammit!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

yes i'm AAAAAAAAAAAAH sure i can AAAAAAAAAAAAAH avoid clicking on a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH link. i mean, just because you AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH tell me to doesn't mean AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH i'm going to endanger my AAAAAAAAAH abilty to have an erection ever again...

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Stop bleeding on the carpet.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.