CC 334: Torture Time - 1 by lukket 10-14-06

[1][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ] [ ][2][ ][ ][ ][ ] Ah, Jack. Or should I say, Hi Jack. So. Where's Jack off to? [ ][ ][3][ ][ ][ ] I'm going to the fourth floor. Ah. Nice to see you going forth.

CC 334: Torture Time - 2 by lukket 10-14-06

[ ][ ][3][4][ ][ ] Hey! Why aren't we moving? I think the elevator stuck. Or maybe we have a half floor like in "Being John Malkovich" [ ][ ][3][4][ ][ ] I better call for help. Yeah. While we wait for help, allow me to tell you the plot of "Fight Club" [ ][ ][3][4][ ][ ] I haven't seen it, so please, no spoilers Well, you see this guy decides to become someone else...

CC 334: Torture Time - 3 by lukket 10-14-06

.. and then ... and the funny thing is when he figures out that he's just made up everything from the scraps of paper on the wall behind him... later ... and you see it turns out it's really the name of a sled from his childhood ... much later ... so you see he was really the one who killed her ...

CC 334: Torture Time - 4 by lukket 10-14-06

[ ][ ][3][4][ ][ ] ... but don't let me spoil your surprise by telling you that much of what he experiences in the beginning in the movie is only figments of his mind .... [ ][ ][ ][4][ ][ ] Ah. It works again. I think this is your floor. [ ][ ][ ][ ][5][ ] Cool. He gave me money to stop. I knew that elevator remote would come in handy.

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CC torture by scootio 10-17-06

Ladies and gentlemen... Put your hands together.... For MR.... KENNY.... LOGGINS!!!!

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Well, I suppose it's time to judge this contest.

Thanks to everyone who entered, you really made my blah blah blah onto the judging.

Some really good entries that almost came out victorious

What's Torture? by boloboffin 10-08-06

Is it waterboarding - where a person is laid back, feet above head, a towel placed over his head, and then water poured over the towel to induce the sensation of drowning? Is it a Republican voter, forced to watch scandal after scandal unfold from the people you trusted with your vote and the resources of the American government? Or is it a Democratic voter, watching scandal after Republican scandal unfold, realizing that the Democrats still could fuck up the election in November?

I'm not American, or interested in politics, but it's still funny

CC334 by HCRoyall 10-11-06

Luke, the Rape demon has you firmly in its grasp. It whispers in your ear "I'm going to make this last for years..." Can I make a Will save to force myself to die?

Who knew Tobor was a D&D monster?

the long, slow end of Chad. by AngryAmerican 10-12-06

All right Chad from Nickelback, now you pay for your crimes against music and reason. I'm going to torture you death over the course of months. Dear God, ay! What did I do to you!?! You wrote that fucking song about 'been down, been wrong, been to the bottom of every bottle...'. You fucked up Chad cuz I CAN'T GET THAT MOTHERFUCKING SONG OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING HEAD!!!! Dude, its just a song! I didn't mean anything, i just wanted to make money!!! And I truly hope you enjoyed it. I sincerly hope it was worth the hellish nightmare I live everyday with those innane lyrics smashing about in my head. Making me crave death. I knew i shoulda kept my job at the massage parlor...

Chad Kroeger + Pain = Funny

But the Winner has to be Scyess for the following comic which had me singing along

Bathroom Humor by Scyess 10-11-06

♫ Hello, toilet, my old friend!  I've come to sit on you again!♫ (to the tune of Sound of Silence) ♫ And from my butthole softleeeeee creeping!  A pile of feces you'll soon beeee eating! ♫ ♫ And of my spicy Thai dinner I'll purge the last remains!  Just when I thought I had suffered every possible indignity...

Take it away Scyess!

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Damn! He beat me to it!

RCL no. 1316 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-17-06

I love watching the horses fuck as the_young_scot takes his time judging CC: 334... (Three days later...) Any word yet? Nope. Oh, yeah! Take that dick, Flicka! Take that dick! UNNNGHH UNGH!!