Anyone who sees this thread is going to be really confused.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Gods of confusion, you might say.

A winner am I.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Never!

Always.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Undergarments.

The Comic Contest Archive forum is more quarreled over than the Gaza strip.

Frilly.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Boy. This is boring. I'm done.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Boy. This is boring. I'm done.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I give in. I'm not going to devote my life to this game, which is what would be required to defeat DragonXero. That said, he has to sleep sometime, and then, I'll strike!

No wiseguy comments, please.

Ewwww, striking when I sleep?
No, that's enough to make me never want to play again.

I guess you win, I gave in first.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[u]I 0wnz0r j00!![/u]

So why do I feel so...hollow?

Andy strikes with a big stick... and much lube.

Didn't I just say no wiseguy comments?

And frilly underpants.
We make geeks look popular.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

There is a fine distinction between wiseguy and smartass. I prefer to operate under the delusion that I'm the latter.

Quit being a smartass, smartass.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I had to stomp you all into submission. So just where are these posts to the Comics Archive ending up?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Here.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm glad to see that I didn't miss much over the weekend...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."