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I don't know why I even bothered entering

Great entries! But this one was short and sweet and made me giggle.

CC 354 - Exit Strategy by crackpanther 5-17-07

Mr. President, how do you plan to get out of Iraq? Heh heh. I'm not in Iraq. I'm in Pittsburg. Washington DC. Right. Next question?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Guid call

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Sweetness. I was hoping if I entered three or four contests, I'd win one. Time to buy some lottery tickets.