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Cre8tive13 stripcreator donor
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Unlike you, I prefer quality over quantity. But...try this: Quit PM'ing me and challenging me to a fight; talking trash about me, my comics and my mom....that may help RanDUMB.

1-11-08 8:03am (new)

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Cre8tive13

Nope. I guess the only thing you do is check out my comics and write stupid comments. How pathetic!

1-11-08 9:43am (new)

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Cre8tive13

When you finally make a "quality" comic, please let us all know...

1-11-08 10:10am (new)

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Fuck You! (formerly Groovy!) - Take the Last Brain to... by edoggydog
2-01-08

...SO, THEN GARY SAYS TO THE DOCTOR, "GRAINS? GARY THOUGHT YOU SAID TO EAT MORE BRAINS."

BRAAAAAINS!

BRAAAAAINS!

BRAAAAAINS!

FUCK YOU!!

2-01-08 4:44pm (new)

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In case you were wondering how Gary became a flesh-eating zombie:

Zombie-Gram for Mongo by umfumdisi
2-03-08

Yes?

ZOMBIE-GRAM!

Neat! What does it say?

BRAINS! *Munch*

Ungh.

Thanks, but I can't accept tips.

2-04-08 5:40pm (new)

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RCL no. 1839 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-07-08

Are you hungry, Gary?

THAT IS A STUPID QUESTION. GARY IS ALWAYS HUNGRY.

Well, I have chicken or beef... Your choice.

GARY DOES NOT EAT ANIMAL.

Why? Are you a vegetarian or something?

MORE LIKE A "HUMANITARIAN", IF YOU KNOW WHAT GARY MEANS.

4-07-08 7:14pm (new)

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RCL no. 1842 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-16-08

Hey, guys... This is my cousin, Gary, from the United States...

*ick*

"He looks like a flesh-eating zombie, if you ask me!"

No one asked you, fuckstick!

*ACK*

"Well, he's either a flesh-eating zombie or one ugly gorilla! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."

Um, I wouldn't upset Gary, if I were-

YOU JUST MADE GARY'S MENU, FUCKSTICK.

4-16-08 3:06pm (new)

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RCL no. 1890 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-22-08

Ha, ha! I just repeatedly stabbed the comp-troller...

*ick*

DIE, MOTHERFUCKER, DIE!!!

YOU GONNA EAT THAT?

8-22-08 1:22pm (new)

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RCL no. 1924 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-09-08

...there's a murphy bed on that wall, and a hookup for a washer and drier in the hallway. And, the rent is only $1450 per month. Utilities extra.

*ick*

So, what do you think, Gary? I so SEE you in a swingin' bachelor pad like this one!

GARY DOES NOT NEED A SWINGIN' BACHELOR PAD. ALL GARY NEEDS IS TO EAT HUMAN FLESH.

But, think of all the hot Asian chicks you could attract!

HMMMM... GARY LOVES THE TASTE OF HOT ASIAN CHICKS. EXCEPT THAI. THEY TOO FUCKING SPICY.

12-09-08 1:05am (new)

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RCL no. 1929 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-24-08

...AND GARY DOES NOT WANT A TRAIN SET FOR CHRISTMAS, EITHER.

Okay... Then, give me the 411 on what it is you DO want, Gary.

HUMAN FLESH, FUCKSTICK.

Um, I don't think I'm going to be able to-

GARY OKAY WITH ELF FLESH, TOO. ALTHOUGH, THEY TEND TO GIVE GARY HEARTBURN. ESPECIALLY, THE FAT ONES.

Ho-ho-hooo NELLY!

12-24-08 5:08pm (new)

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RCL no. 1933 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-07-09

"...and I think you have good vocal range. What did you think of Gary's performance, Paula?"

*ick*

"Fantastic! Not only do you have good vocal range, Gary, but your under-stated presentation is a refreshing change. YAY! I think we've found our new idol! Simon?"

*ACK*

"Are you doing drugs again, Paula? I think his singing is GOD AWFUL and RANKISH! You fucking SUCK, Gary!"

OH, YEAH? WELL, GARY EATS ASS-HOLES LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST, SIMON. LITERALLY.

1-07-09 1:56pm (new)

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RCL no. 1940 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-16-09

*ick*

Check it out, Gary... Last night, I took home this hot chick I met at Dennys and fucked her brains out!

COOL. DID YOU KEEP THEM?

Keep what?

HER BRAINS, DUMBASS.

Ha, ha-I beg your pardon?

1-16-09 12:45am (new)

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RCL no. 1952 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-10-09

It's good to see you again, Gary... Your dad and I have been worried about you since you left home six months ago.

*ick*

Have you met any people here in the big city?

LOTS. IN FACT. GARY HAD A GUY GARY MET ON THE SUBWAY OVER FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT.

Well, that's really a great way to make friends, Gary!

IF YOU SAY SO. *BUUUUUUURRP*

2-10-09 10:01pm (new)

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RCL no. 1964 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-07-09

Gary the Flesh-eating Zombie has been ship wrecked on this desert island for three years now...

*ick*

It's not like he's in some uncharted location that nobody has even heard of so he could never be found. In fact, he's just fifty miles off the coast of California...

*ACK*

But, every time the Coast Guard sends a rescue party, Gary ends up making Hawaiian barbeque out of them!

*BUUUUUUUURP*

3-07-09 4:25pm (new)

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RCL no. 1872 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-27-08

*ick*

Hey, Gary... What do a donkey's spirit and that Simon guy from American Idol have in common?

GARY HAVE NO IDEA.

They are both "ass-SOULS"! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

GARY WOULD LOVE TO MEET THAT SIMON GUY SOMEDAY. WAIT. DID GARY SAY, "MEET"? GARY MEANT, "EAT".

I could go for a monster stack of waffles myself!

5-01-09 12:35pm (new)

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RCL no. 2023 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-28-09

*ick*

Oh, it's you, Gary... Did you need to use the toilet?

YES. GARY HAS TO SHIT AN ARM AND A LEG.

LITERALLY.

Can I watch?

7-28-09 8:18pm (new)

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RCL no. 2056 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-03-09

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'm part of the decoration for the holiday coming up at the end of the month...

AH, YES. THE HOLIDAY THAT FALLS ON THE 31st OF OCTOBER IS GARY'S FAVORITE.

I can see why a flesh-eating zombie would be a big fan of Halloween.

FUCK HALLOWEEN. GARY IS TALKING ABOUT SLOVENIAN REFORMATION DAY.

???

10-03-09 7:03pm (new)

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RCL no. 2057 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-03-09

Hey, Uncle Gary...

*ick*

This guy at school was telling us he ate his girlfriend's pussy last night...

*ACK*

Did YOU ever eat a girl's pussy when you were in school?

YES. ALONG WITH HER CERVIX, HER LOWER INTESTINE, BOTH BREASTS, AND A NIBBLE OF HER LEFT ARMPIT.

10-03-09 7:15pm (new)

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RCL no. 2064 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-06-09

Heh, heh, heh...

*ick*

Gary is totally unaware I'm behind him.

*ACK*

Now's my chance to KILL him!

GARY IS ALREADY DEAD, FUCKHOLE.

10-06-09 12:00pm (new)

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RCL no. 2092 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-15-09

You're just going to have to face facts, son. You're a flesh-eating ZOMBIE!

GARY IS NOT A ZOMBIE.

Why do you think I wear this pink bunnysuit?

BECAUSE YOU ARE A CERTIFIABLE WHACK-JOB?

No. I wear it to fool you into thinking I'm not human so you won't eat me!

11-15-09 10:54pm (new)

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RCL no. 2102 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-30-09

*ick*

What the hell did you do here, Gary?

GARY ATE HIS ROOMMATES.

This is so sick! Their bodies are completely muti-lated... Did it ever occur to you to just suck their BLOOD?

GARY NOT INTO "JUICING".

I think I'm going to- [*YAAAAAAAAACK* ]

11-30-09 9:36am (new)

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RCL no. 2135 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-27-10

Next on Bravo TV: "Dr. Gary, the Flesh-eating Plastic Surgeon Zombie"...

Wow, Dr, Gary! You ate the fat right off my body! I must have lost 150 lbs...

*ick*

Um, my skin and hair will grow back over time, right?

MAYBE.

MAYBE???

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE DR. GARY... DR. GARY HAS TO GO TAKE ONE MASSIVE OILY, SLIPPERY SHIT.

2-27-10 10:08am (new)

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RCL no. 2180 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-12-10

So, Gary... How do you like working in this office?

GARY IS FED WITH SOME OF THE EMPLOYEES HERE.

Don't you mean "fed up"?

NO.

I don't get it...

*BUUUUUURP*

5-12-10 5:53pm (new)

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RCL no. 2230 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-02-10

The job opening is for a kid's party clown, Gary. Do you know what a kid's party clown does?

NO.

Didn't you ever have a party clown growing up?

YES. HE MADE GARY'S SHIT SMELL FUNNY.

I don't understand...

IT'S THAT BROWN STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR BUTT AFTER YOU EAT SOMEONE, DUMBASS.

7-02-10 3:31pm (new)

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RCL no. 2293 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-26-10

Rule #1: Never wake a sleeping zombie...

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

...and that's when I said blah blah blah blah blah blah blah HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

ZZZZZZZ- *snort*

So, she says to me blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG...

...especially a HUNGRY sleeping zombie!

HMMM... GARY IS FEELING A LITTLE PECKISH.

...NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG...

7-26-10 9:16am (new)

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