International Brotherhood of Gollums ON STRIKE! by kaufman 5-15-01

What has we gots in our picketses? What do we want? Preciousssses! When do we want it? NOW!!! And we also want hobbitsses in the cafeteria three nights a week. Nasty managements hurtses us

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Dimple Brandybuck of Buckland???

God, just call me Faggo Faggyfag of Fag End, why don't you.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Say... I just found my new tag-line!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

My real name => Fosco Baggins of Bywater (Wow, a genuine Baggins!)

DexX DexX => Bungo Took of Great Smials

MC DexX => Reginard Took of Great Smials

Salman Rushdie => Mungo Brambleburr of Bindbale Wood

George Bush => Squinty of Simpleton

Bill Gates => Todo Grubb of Little Delving

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My name-Bolo Brockhouse
Bolo Brockhouse-Fosco Chubb
Fosco Chubb-Fastolph Cotton
Fastolph Cotton-Mungo Knotwise
Mungo Knotwise-Milo Broadbelt
Milo Broadbelt-Milo Deepdelver
Milo Deepdelver-Milo Took
Milo Took-Milo Proudfoot

I guess my names after this just keep changing last names and not first. Oh well...

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My name = Olo Deepdelver

Cool.

::blush::

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Berilac Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

my name : Hob Broadbelt of Buckland
my name, German spelling: Borgulas Goldworthy of Michel Delving
my initials : Lardo Overhill of Nobottle
(I may be old & fat, but at least I'm not drunk)

Namgubed TheMerryElf: Dimple Chubb
Dimple Chubb: Drogo Cotton of Overhill
Drogo Cotton: Fastolph Knotwise of Michel Delving
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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown