A guy walks into a bar with the biggest smile on his face. He goes up to the bar and orders a beer. While the guy is drinking his beer, the bartender can't help but notice the smile on the guy's face.
The finishs his beer and is about ready to leave when curiousity gets the better of the bartender. "So why the big smile?", he asks.
The guy responds, "I just had my first blow job ever!"
Bartender: "Well that is cause for a celebration. Let me give you a beer on the house."
The guy says, "Hey thanks. I needed something to get the taste out of my mouth."
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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."
