Dear Uncle T,

 

One are you related to Mr. T? Two why do my girlfriends refuse to let me pick my nose during sex? And three for the love of god why do my balls itch after a good loving tender scratch?

Regards

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Lord_Vodek

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

 

Dear Noonie,

You're right on the mark, The KFC Double Down is marketed at men. It must be workin' too, cause everytime I hear mention of that sandwich, I feel like an utter pussified vagina woman from Estrogen town for not rushing out and plunkin' down my hard earned money for the privelage of kickin' off my own heart disease.

As to your scandalous sexualization of said sandwich, I had honestly never thought of titty fucking a chicken, OR ejaculating on strips of rich hickory smoked bacon...until now.  

 I'll scarcely be able to drive past a KFC and see the delightful Southern gentlemen's goateed face and little come hither bow tie without making an impromptu batch of "Colonel's Sauce" in my bloomers. So Good, PuuBunny...sooooo good...

 

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

 

Dear Lord, (That's how I address my prayers to Mr. Jesus as well)

The answer to all three of your questions is the same...

"I pity the fool."

 

 

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

UncleTerwilliger wrote:

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Dear Noonie,

You're right on the mark, The KFC Double Down is marketed at men. It must be workin' too, cause everytime I hear mention of that sandwich, I feel like an utter pussified vagina woman from Estrogen town for not rushing out and plunkin' down my hard earned money for the privelage of kickin' off my own heart disease.

As to your scandalous sexualization of said sandwich, I had honestly never thought of titty fucking a chicken, OR ejaculating on strips of rich hickory smoked bacon...until now.  

 I'll scarcely be able to drive past a KFC and see the delightful Southern gentlemen's goateed face and little come hither bow tie without making an impromptu batch of "Colonel's Sauce" in my bloomers. So Good, PuuBunny...sooooo good...

 

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You're welcome.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Dear Uncle Terwilliger,

What is your opinion on Tentacle monsters?  My friend thinks that they are 'people' too and deserve respect, but I feel that their refusal to adapt to our customs and insistence that we prioritize their cultural values over our own is an insult to this fine country.  That and the rape is technically illegal, even if those schoolgirls are totally asking for it by wearing those short skirts.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Door #3']

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?