Virtual Internet Roleplaying/fantasy Gamer In-character-chat.Net
Sexywarrriorbigcock:If you could be a super hero what would be your powers and your name?
Hot4ElfSluts: I would live underground and have ultra digging speed. Having been bitten by a pissed off Mole while on a camping trip... The Molester fights evil, always tunneling towards freedom!
Sexywarriorbigcock:Umm...The Molester?
Hot4Elfsluts:Yeah, man. The Molester!
Sexywarriorbigcock:You should drive a big unmarked white van and be able to spontaneously produce candy and Chloroform.
Hot4ElfSluts:???
--- Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?
Excuse me, Young Muggle...I was wondering if you perchance had seen a very large bearded man pass by here...a giant to your eyes?
I haven't seen your boyfriend--sorry, dude.
Thank...hey, how did you know I was gay?
You're looking for a big hairy bear, you used the word "perchance"in a sentence and you're dressed like Ian Mckellan...I'll bet your ancient, wrinkled anus is a bigger stretch.
--- Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?
Wow!--A Crucifix outside of a temple in China! I guess they're really trying to be inclusive of other cultures and religions! Maybe this is the start of a new China after all.
Please come back...I'm in so much pain. I work in a Whole Foods in Portland!...Lady?---- Wait!
--- Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?
