Thank you, my friend. I felt like arse on a stick for about 12 hours afterwards. I'm downloading an extractor, winamp, and a couple of other things now, so my computer's almost back to where it should be.

Now if I can just find that rare britneyspearsfellatingagoatinAminor.mpg, life can get back to normal.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You have never had WinAmp!?

Reading comprehension ain't your strong suit, eh?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

What is that supposed to mean, you flying head?

That answers that.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet