RCL no. 5659 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-01-17

♫ ♫ Murder! Mutilation! Decapitation! Manslaughter! Genocide! Annihilation!!! ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ Everybody DIES!!! ♫ ♫ I loves me some DEATH metal! AAAAAAAAAA!!!!

RCL no. 5672 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-09-17

Should I..? Shouldn't I..? Should I..? Shouldn't I..? Should I..? Shouldn't I..? Should I..? Shouldn't I..? OH, FOR FUCKSAKES... SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT!!!!! I HAVE A MASS CASUALTY EVENT ACROSS TOWN I NEED TO BE AT IN TWENTY-THREE MINUTES!!! Just give me moment, please. Should I..? Shouldn't I..? Should I..? Shouldn't I..?

RCL no. 5684 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-13-17

WHEEEEEEEEEEE... ...EEEEEEEEEEEE... ...EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

RCL no. 5720 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-05-17

9:00am There goes 6,313 people... 10am And, another 6,312 people... 11am 6,313 more... Jeez, at this pace, I'm going to need an assistant!

RCL no. 5744 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-11-17

Are you just going to leave me here for dead??? Yeah. Oh. Do you think you could get Jamalia to flash me those bowling ball-sized boobies of hers before I take my last breath? I could... But, do you really want to face judgment with God sporting a major boner?

RCL no. 5768 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-23-17

♫ Why do you keep following me, Death? You're bound to kill someone again, sooner or later, OJ! True dat.

RCL no. 5869 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-09-17

DEATH! Why am I not surprised? DE-E-E-E-A-A-ATH! She was a stage five clinger in life... I LOVE YOOOOOOOUUU!! Of course, she'd be a stage five clinger in death!

RCL no. 5905 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-18-17

Hey, Death... Wanna go to me to my discussion group tonight? Tonight's subject is the occult... That should be right up your alley! Nah, I'll pass... Why? Because, after spending all day sending people to hell, the last thing I want to talk about at night is HELL. Besides, Satan is a real buttmunch! Are we talking atomiclunch-level buttmunchery?

RCL no. 6165 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-21-18

Most people can survive a brush with Death... I didn't feel a thing. Okayyyy... But, a PINCH with Death? How about THIS? No one survives that! OUCH!! *ACK* MY HEART!!

RCL no. 6186 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-15-18

Hey, Death... What's going on? Just chillin' from all my killin'! Ha, ha... You're a poet and you don't even realize it! The finish to that saying is "know it". That way it rhymes, dipshit! So, you're saying I'm a dipshit, and I don't even know it? Close enough. Dipshit.

RCL no. 6363 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-29-18

...and then what'd she say? Something about having her whole life ahead of her, blah, blah, blah... It was hard to under-stand her with all that wailing. I guess she never saw it coming. Nope. I suppose no one ever sees it coming. Which brings us to you...

RCL no. 6375 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-06-18

It took a lot of extra scrubbing, but I got rid of that horrible smell... Thank you! It really smelled like somebody died in here! Yeah. That's what I do. Duh-uh. What? Smell? KILL PEOPLE, DIPSHIT!!!

RCL no. 6591 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-23-19

Yea, though I walk through the valley of Death, I will have no fear... No fear? What if we run into Satan and his legion of demons? No fear... My Lord shall protect me! What if we, say, run into a fat, naked Rosie O'Donnell and one of her guards puts a gun to your head and makes you eat out her crusty butthole? Is there something you're not telling me, Death?

RCL no. 7601 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-26-22

Welp, no more people left to kill off... I guess my job's done here! Which could only mean... ACK!! MY HEART!!!!

RCL no. 7554 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-21-22

What the hell? This letter from God said I should have died three years ago! I know... I just received it yesterday. I guess I have the United States Postal Service to thank for living past my due date, right? Maybe... God changes his mind a lot and if he has, your letter of reprieve could also delayed. So, what... We stand around here for three years to see if he sent it?

RCL no. 7517 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-18-22

Take me with you! You're not dead yet! I'm working on it! Why do you want to die anyway? I forgot my wife's sister's daughter's friend's mother's brother's pet rock's birthday! Get a death, loser!

RCL no. 7512 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-17-22

Right this way... Where we going? To hell! Why am I going to hell? Because you're a whore! Is that some kind of sin or something?

RCL no. 7373 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-05-22

That random comic guy was this close to going out forever! What happened? Brad updated the email on RCLG's account at the last minute so now he was able to update his password and survive. Dammit. What now? I'm going to look for Brad and kill him! Good luck trying to find him!