Hagis?

Oh, why not get some colour into your life and move south. You could go to Newcastle, where the unemployment industry is doing very well indeed. Then there's Wollongong, Satanist capital of Australia. Or why not move to Sydney, where the roads were designed to be used by horse-drawn carts (very very small carts) and the real estate prices resemble the annual budget of NASA.

Of course, you could move north... ;)

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