Darius And Davros - The Odd Couple (again) by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 6-10-02

If youre really going to Australia , ill just call my agent and have him book me a couple of appearances. Dammit. I must escape him. I cant concentrate on world domination when hes singing Hit Me Baby One More Time. I can sell out in Adelaide , Melbourne , Darwin .... "Darius Down Under" ...its going to be huge. Well , erm , actually , im going with a few friends and im afraid you cant join us. You dont mean ..... Yes , im joining the Pop Idol tour.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Hmmm. Great minds think somewhat alike:

The Oz Couple - Starring Davros - Episode 1 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-06-02

G'Day, and welcome to Australia. I'm Bruce, and I will be escorting out of this harsh, lifeless desert, and into town to your luxury hotel. Mate. No you won't, my Antipodean friend. For today- you DIE!!! Eat destructor ray! AAAAaaaaaaagh! Hold on- how am I supposed to find the hotel now?