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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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For many years I studied Bong-Fu - the enlightened discipline of full bowl. At my peak I had the power to hold a hit through an entire police frisking.

Crouching Tiger was bent over a table separating seeds. The dragon was hidden in smoke. Both were very high.

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2-19-02 9:45pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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For many years I studied Bong-Fu - the enlightened discipline of full bowl. At my peak I had the power to hold a hit through an entire police frisking.

Crouching Tiger was bent over a table separating seeds. The dragon was hidden in smoke. Both were very high.


I tried Bong-Fu, too, but I didn't get very far. For some reason, I was never very motivated.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

2-20-02 12:20am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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I was once a master of Bong-Fu, but I found I was becoming posessed by hunger demons who wouldn't leave me until I had fed on everything in site.

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2-20-02 1:34am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I happen to have had my own training in mixed style of Kyokushinki, Aikido, and Jujitsu,


Does that come with a trip to the salad bar?

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What others say about boorite!

2-20-02 7:24am (new)
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TheElPaso
Senior Comic Technician

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No, because small cylindrical/conic items such as penii could fit in an open fist. An empty hand can't wank off.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

2-20-02 2:56pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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2-20-02 3:07pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Personally, when I have my dick in my hand, I consider it full, perhaps the Gods just blessed me more....

and aren't you the one who hasn't masturbated in 3 years or something?

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2-20-02 4:11pm (new)
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NastyPope
His Holiness Archamian the First

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I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and am currently studying Hung Gar (tiger & crane)GungFu with Choy Li Fut, Most of my groundwork is from wrestling and Hapkido grappling techniques I learned in my Tae Kwon Do classes. Interesting thing i've noticed is that all the styles tend to have core similarities and it is those core similarities that are the most effect techniques. Perhaps it isnt so much the style of martial art as the martial artist. So, say, if Bruce Lee had studied Muy Thai Boxing or Karate, he would have been just as good.

The link below is a really cool site of fellow Hung Gar practitioners in Silicon Valley who make their own Kung Fu movies

http://www.kwoon.org

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2-20-02 4:48pm (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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I prefer the art of Judo-No.

"Judo-No" if I got a knife, "Judo-No" if I got a gun...

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2-20-02 4:55pm (new)
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pita
La fille qui a joué avec le feu

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"Judo no" if he's got a skin shredder...

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2-20-02 10:46pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Judo-no if he got gonorrhea...

2-22-02 5:26pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Now wish me luck. I have my final practical exam in EMT-fu tomorrow. I just hope I don't break a leg.

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2-22-02 5:32pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Well, I passed the final exam and am now a licensed EMT (although I can't ride the ambulance until they send me my EMT card).

Thanks for all your encouragement. Hey, wait--nobody gave me any encouragement. On second thought, bite me, one and all...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

2-23-02 1:05pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Well, I passed the final exam and am now a licensed EMT (although I can't ride the ambulance until they send me my EMT card).

Thanks for all your encouragement. Hey, wait--nobody gave me any encouragement. On second thought, bite me, one and all...


I bet if we all bit you they would let you on the ambulance.

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2-23-02 1:33pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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[Click to view comic: 'Congratulations - Wirthling, EMT']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

2-23-02 2:09pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Well, I passed the final exam and am now a licensed EMT (although I can't ride the ambulance until they send me my EMT card).

Thanks for all your encouragement. Hey, wait--nobody gave me any encouragement. On second thought, bite me, one and all...


I encouraged you, you twat. But now I take it all back and hope you leave the AED electrodes on your nuts when you fire it off.

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2-23-02 4:08pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Well, I passed the final exam and am now a licensed EMT (although I can't ride the ambulance until they send me my EMT card).

Thanks for all your encouragement. Hey, wait--nobody gave me any encouragement. On second thought, bite me, one and all...


I encouraged you, you twat. But now I take it all back and hope you leave the AED electrodes on your nuts when you fire it off.


Yeah, I know. Thanks.

As far as attaching the AED to my nads, it wouldn't do anything. You can only hit the "shock" button on the AED if it detects one of two types of cardiac rhythms--ventricular fibrillations (v-fib) or ventricular tachycardia (v-tach). I suppose I could get shocked if I accidentally got my nuts stuck under the pad while shocking a patient. Boy, that would be a hard one to explain to the doctor.

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2-23-02 7:47pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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So you can only jump start somebody who's not in full arrest? Is that, like; "you can only get milk if you order coffee", but they're out of coffee? I mean... aren't they supposed to start your heart when those particular rhythms are ABSENT?

P.S: You said: "hard one".

hehhmm hmmhemhemh mhmh mhemhemhemhehemmm

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2-24-02 2:38am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Most people (me included, prior to my recent training) have the misconception that somebody's heart stops beating and you just zap them to get it started again. It's not that simple.

The heart has its own electrical system. This system is what tells the muscles of the heart when to contract. There are different kinds of cardiac arrest. Most medical-related (as opposed to trauma-related) heart attacks involve a problem with the organization of the electrical energy. Among those types of disturbances, v-fib and v-tach are the most common. (IIRC, v-fib accounts for 50% or more of heart attacks.) The AED has been designed to deal with these 2 types of rhythms, because a simple shock is often effective in correcting them. (The effectiveness will depend on how much damage has already been done to cardiac muscles.) Fixing other types of rhtyhms, such as PEA (Pulseless Electrical Activity), a-fib, and asystole (complete lack of electrical activity), require drugs that only paramedics (a step above EMTs) and doctors can provide. Without the drugs, it doesn't do any good to shock someone.

Other types of heart failure, such as those caused by trauma, CHF (Congestive Heart Failure) or cardiac tamponade (the heart's non-flexible protective sac becomes filled with fluid), cannot be helped by shocking, whether with AEDs or drugs and advanced cardiac equipment. In the case of trauma, the heart stoppage is likely due to decreased blood volume, actual damage to the heart (puncturing a chamber or coronary arteries), hypoxia (deficiency of oxygen in the bloodstream) or neurological damage that impinges circulation. With trauma, CHF, or cardiac tamponade (and probably some other conditions I'm forgetting right now), surgery is the only way to save the patient.

I am not a doctor, however, so my explanation may not be entirely accurate. This was what I was taught, anyway.

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2-24-02 10:33am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Gabe wants me to tell you that you're right. Sarah

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

2-24-02 10:58am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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*blush*

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2-24-02 11:03am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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You are one smooth motherfucker. If you ever have to do field surgery and take out a spleen save it for me.

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2-24-02 12:37pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Far out. Thanks.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

2-24-02 9:18pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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That sounds like it could be the most vile drink ever.

2-25-02 1:34am (new)
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