Yeah, it was sort of confusing, but I did (I think) get it, it's just, it seemed unfinished, there was nothing telling you what happened to any of the characters. That's why I quite like FF9, it's more of a "fantasy" land, and is more happy-ever-after-esque. I agree though, you should of been able to search Midgar more, ah well. At the moment it's still the best, until I get to play FFVI (and hopefully sometime IV) to think different.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Congratulations, crabby!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Can't you go have a Final Fantasy conversation somewhere else?

Congratu-fucking-lations Crabby Crabbola Crab-cakes!

Uncle Kajun will have to come over and visit some time, and what's wrong with 'Rebecca Firefly' as a name? It's got a nice ring to it you have to admit!

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Congratulations, I think. Better you than me. I'm just not yet ready for that amount of joy.

I have no child-raising experience, but I have had experience taking care of a number of cats. I have this advice: When giving the baby medication, have your girlfriend hold the baby by the back of its neck while you squirt the medicine in her mouth. And watch out for the claws when your girlfriend lets go.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

And you're in your 30s you said? You remind me of my brother... excpet I think you could replace the word "yet" with "ever."

I have a feeling I'll end up the same way.

But I have to say it again crabby, unless you were being sarcastic I think you already have step one of being a good parent down pat. I hope things turn out well over the next... ummm... rest of your life, actually, but specifically the next 18 years or so.

If I don't want to be woken up by a pair of hungry cats, I put them in the garden for the night, I assume the same applies for babies.

Oh, and if it shits in an undesirable place, I advice putting some pepper or paprika down on the carpet, it'll soon learn.

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Dad was flammable

I find squirting the baby with a water pistol keeps it off the countertops.

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What others say about boorite!

Don't forget to have her neutered.

His girlfriend? What a brilliant idea!

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Dad was flammable

I'd like to add my congratulations to the already massive list. May you always maintain this positive attitude while raising your daughter. (She's gonna be a Daddy's Girl -- I can tell already.)

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This is not my empire.

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I am now a daddy! My girlfriend gave birth friday 2-22-02 at 22:09. The two of us are now proud parents of a 7 lbs. 6 oz. baby girl. We named her Rebecca Hailey.

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I must offer my congratulations as well. My only regret is that you didn't reach it and yank little Becca out a couple of hours earlier, making the moment of her birth the revered 20:02 20/02 2002, thereby assuring her place in the annals of geekdom.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

What's wrong with 2-22-02 at 22:02 ? That way there are 6(multiple of 2) 2s, and 2 0s, and the zeros are in simaler positions.

I'm my favorite numerologist :-)

:- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I should make a comic about Father Crabby, but I can't think of one that's funny. For some reason, that's stopping me for once.

Well, be sure to keep the kid away from bad influences like teenagers. Or us.

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Just to say it REALLY bugs me when people refer to their girlfriend as "their bitch".

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He meant his dog.

And FFVIII is my favorite.

Bite me, elitists.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

WHOA!
BURN!
My dad had to come check on me, he thought I was crying because I laughed so hard.

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Congrats to the crab family! Keep up the spirit. May you have as much patience as joy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

WHOA!
BURN!
My dad had to come check on me, he thought I was crying because I laughed so hard.

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Perm, you'd better go set up "The officially unofficial Kajun vs joshw thread" in the Fights Go Here forum.

I don't want to waste Crabby's thread flaming this guy.

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Dad was flammable

Crabby, when I was your age, I still had 4 changes of college major, numerous service employment situations (including 3 pizza delivery jobs, 5 cafeteria jobs, and 2 cinema jobs), 2 careers (shrink [at 5 different agencies] and sound man), 4 or 5 bands (depending on how you count 'em), another Master's, another career (academic librarian), 5 monogamous long-term relationships, a divorce, a remarriage, 6 cities, and about 15 residences ahead of me. If I'd had a kid at your age, she'd be your age now.

Don't know how I would've handled a kid. I can't believe I've actually kept myself alive this long. Anyway, you're in this atheist's prayers. All happiness to you and your family.

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What others say about boorite!

CONGRATULATIONS CRABBY!

And to believe the nerve of these guys posting only in the default size and non-boldness.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic